Quickies: Ring of Fire

Holly Valance is a fox. (The Bastardly)
Vanessa Minillo will have a firecrotch in her upcoming movie. No, literally — she’s the Human Torch’s girlfriend. (Popoholic)
Dennis Rodman will be your strip club date for $7,500. No, you pay him, not the other way around. (Best Week Ever)
Madonna explains her messy adoption on tomorrow’s Oprah. (IBBB)
George Clooney and Tobey Maguire in a trailer for their new movie ”The Good German.” I’m guessing it’s a movie about oxymorons. (ICYDK)
What, Scarlett Johanssen holding a puppy doesn’t get you hot? (Egotastic)

5 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Tom Cruise, Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal will also be starring in a movie titled, “The Chaste Homosexual”.
Oct 24th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Vanessa Minnillo has got MY crotch bulging.
Scarlett Johanssen looks hot in her matching letterman sweater / socks / panties combo.
Oct 24th, 2006
STALLIANO
They shouldn’t have arrested her for giving me a blowjob!!!! I felt bad when they told her “Hands against the wall, you’re under arrest”, and she turned around and gave me that look, heartbreaking I tell you what…………
Oct 24th, 2006
nrrvus
Not to be a pig , but I’d eat her onion, then hit it.
Oct 24th, 2006
Angry Ferret Jones
I’d hit it HARD
Oct 24th, 2006
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