Quickies: Ring of Fire

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Holly Valance is a fox.  (The Bastardly)

Vanessa Minillo will have a firecrotch in her upcoming movie.  No, literally — she’s the Human Torch’s girlfriend.  (Popoholic)

Dennis Rodman will be your strip club date for $7,500.  No, you pay him, not the other way around.  (Best Week Ever)

Madonna explains her messy adoption on tomorrow’s Oprah.  (IBBB)

George Clooney and Tobey Maguire in a trailer for their new movie ”The Good German.”  I’m guessing it’s a movie about oxymorons.  (ICYDK)

What, Scarlett Johanssen holding a puppy doesn’t get you hot?  (Egotastic)

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Tom Cruise, Lance Armstrong and Jake Gyllenhaal will also be starring in a movie titled, “The Chaste Homosexual”.

  2. Vanessa Minnillo has got MY crotch bulging.

    Scarlett Johanssen looks hot in her matching letterman sweater / socks / panties combo.

  3. STALLIANO

    They shouldn’t have arrested her for giving me a blowjob!!!! I felt bad when they told her “Hands against the wall, you’re under arrest”, and she turned around and gave me that look, heartbreaking I tell you what…………

  4. Not to be a pig , but I’d eat her onion, then hit it.

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