Oct 25, 2006
Penelope Cruz Dresses for Success
From the looks of that Penelope Cruz’s outfit at the 10th Annual Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala, I’m guessing that Colonel Sanders dressed her before she went out. Or maybe former president Martin Van Buren let her borrow his digs for the show. Or maybe she works as a train conductor for that old steam engine tour that runs out of Ashland and just didn’t have time to change before the gala event.
Or maybe Penelope’s just an idiot who should fire her stylist already. Just a theory.
More pics of Penelope in that ridiculous get up after the jump.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
Zanna
Well, dressing like that won’t put those lesbian rumors to rest.
Oct 25th, 2006
Italian Stallion
It may not put the lesbian rumors to rest, but those pictures put my dick to rest…………
Oct 25th, 2006
m
People think she’s a lesbian? Now here relationship with TCLTC makes perfect sense!
Oct 25th, 2006
Midnight
She makes my skin crawl….like Jennifer Aniston.
Oct 25th, 2006
Mola Ram
Hard to tell with the getup but why do I get the impression her nipples are resting gently near her belly button?
Oct 25th, 2006
Showgrrrl
Someone should paint little lines down from the corners of her mouth. She looks like a ventriloquist dummy.
I’m in a foul mood today. I can’t come up with anything witty, so we’ll just leave it at that.
Oct 25th, 2006
sonya
I thought that was pretty good, showgrrrl. See, I don’t have anything witty to say, so I’ll just compliment your comment.
Oct 25th, 2006
abby
I find that heavy drinking always helps with “foul moods” and “comment block.” Also, huffing glue helps. But never together with the drinking. That’s just disastrous.
Oct 25th, 2006
ApacheRose
For the love of God, can she not do something about that big ol’ mole by her eye? And, is it just me, or does she have enormous man-hands?
Why is this chick considered sexy again?
Oct 25th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I thought President Martin Van Buren, the best President these United States ever produced, was dead?
Hey Showgrrrl, how’s the show girl?
Oct 25th, 2006
Showgrrrl
Thank you Sonya. That’s lovely!
Abby, I think that I’ve huffed enough glue tonight to satisfy ANY sort of blockage. And not just comment blockage, if you know what I mean. Had no idea it would loosen other things up! Oops!
Hey Wally! Miss ya buddy… I’ve been hiding out, working on my new outfit for my shows this weekend. Showgrrrl is bringin’ out the Poison Ivy.
And by Poison Ivy I do NOT mean bringing out symptoms of Firecrotch. I mean the sexy red-haired vixen from the Batman comics. Bam! Ka POW!
PS there’s a new ‘preview’ pic up on my Myspace
Oct 26th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Showgrrrl, that preview picture fits you just right. Post more. They make my pants tent-up.
Oct 26th, 2006
Chickadee
She favors Broom Hilda!
Oct 26th, 2006
mojo zydeco
i saw her in some movie and her hands kept distracting me..she has big ass man hands,,,pity..maybe thats why she keeps trying to hide them in commercials..and her nose…omg..
Jul 23rd, 2008
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