Uma is Uggo
I have always been mystified by the widely-held belief that Uma Thurman is beautiful. Being six feet tall and blonde does not a beauty make. Take Andre the Giant, for example. He was really tall, but nobody though he was freakin’ gorgeous, now did they? And Sally Struthers is blonde, but you aren’t going to find her on the cover of next month’s Vogue. You see my point.
Anyway, I can maybe understand how one might get swept up in the rapture of an elegantly constructed red carpet gown and unconsciously transfer the loveliness of the dress to the figure it adorns. Well, that’s not going to happen in these pictures of Uma from the Whitney Gala Sunday night. When the best words to describe your dress are “shiny” and “beige” and “Peter Pan collar,” you know you’re fucked. Now look me in the eye and try to tell me she’s beautiful. You can’t do it, can you? To be honest, I can’t do it either, but that’s just because my retainer prevents me from making certain consonant sounds. But I still think Uma is uggo.
More pics of the uggo in her fugly dress after the jump
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
m
I had a sweater with a peter pan collar in the third grade that I wore everyday for like a month because I like that it was called a peter pan collar. Its ugly as hell though!
Oct 25th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I thought she looked hot as shit in Kill Bill for some reason, but that picture is no good………..
Oct 25th, 2006
sonya
Retro, if done right, looks cute. Retro, done wrong, looks like you raided Grandma’s closet. Hopefully she doesn’t smell like urine and lilac perfume. Ahh, memories.
Oct 25th, 2006
abby
What’s wrong with smelling like urine?
Oct 25th, 2006
Zanna
Because then you smell like Uma. And she’s uggo.
Oct 25th, 2006
ApacheRose
She has had her moments, I’ll give her that, but I think they’re pretty much over.
How the hell can someone have tiny boobs AND have ‘em that droopy? She should go see Demi’s plastic surgeon and have something done about that. Maybe he could fix some of the fug, too.
Oct 25th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Is that thing she’s wearing a gown or a frock?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/frock
I was thinking definition #2.
Oct 25th, 2006
bionic bunny
who really gives a frock?
i have to agree, i never got what was supposed to be so bee-yuu-tee-ful about her.
she played a cute character in the remake of “the producers” (love the original), tho.
Oct 26th, 2006
Daniel J Plapp
Uma could be an uber-hottie if she gained 100 pounds. Then I would want to split her like a log.
Oct 26th, 2006
fallon
Guys..she banged Ethan Hawke for years…Props for that….
Oct 26th, 2006
KayBros
She’s not my type, that’s for sure. Way too skinny and far from what I would call a beauty.
Oct 26th, 2006
Mark
Uma is like the sexiest most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. I’m sorry, but you’re all shallow fags. That is all.
Dec 3rd, 2006
Brian J Royal
Well she is a bit too cityfied for us out here. Besides she has way too many teeth for me. I loved to feel the gums.
Jan 22nd, 2007
fred durst's talent
toothless women give the best head
Apr 20th, 2007
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