Carmen Electra Has Her Own Credit Card
If you really want to establish yourself among the “douche” cognoscenti, you need to apply for the new Carmen Electra Mastercard. I can’t imagine anything cooler than having a former Playmate’s face on your plastic, except maybe winning “Most Authentic Klingon Costume” at a Trekkie convention. Which I already did. I spent hours fashioning the forehead divits exactly to scale from the printout I blew up and digitally mapped. That kind of hard work really pays off in the authenticity department. Plus, I already have a lot of facial hair, so I was able to incorporate that into the costume, too. That new Carmen Electra Mastercard is just going to be the icing on my tool cake.
More pics of a haggard looking Carmen promoting her new card after the jump.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
To me, Carmen has a very manly face. It may be the thick eyebrows, I don’t know. I can’t really put my finger on it .
Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers and she could probably suck the hell of “Little Wally”, but still that face?
Abby… purchase a razor. May I suggest a Lady Schick?
Oct 26th, 2006
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Ugh get some blotting papers already!
Oct 26th, 2006
Angry Ferret Jones
Is it normal to have a 4-inch gap between your left boob and your right boob? You could park a Mini in her cleavage.
Or my cock.
…just saying…
Oct 26th, 2006
Angry Ferret Jones
PLUS - look at pic #3. You can see her face next to a picture of her face on the credit card. They have photo-shopped the shit out of her on the Visa card! It is like two different people.
I guess that’s what having sex with Navarro and Rodman will do to a girl….
Oct 26th, 2006
mamdouh
i wanted waife for me i am in dubai waking
Oct 26th, 2006
Italian Stallion
What is marmaduke trying to say? I don’t speak “click click”…..
I saw that too Ferret, it kind of looks like her left tittie just popped or deflated, you pick……….
Oct 26th, 2006
pinky_nip
Do you earn frequent pussy miles on this card? Because it sure looks like her odometer’s rolled over a few times.
Oct 26th, 2006
abby
“Frequent pussy miles!” Out-fucking-standing, pinky_nip.
Angry Ferret, welcome aboard, and your newly updated site makes my panties wet. Not just because I’m incontinent, but because you are one funny bastard. Nice to have you.
Oct 26th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, you HOT little word-smith! Where did you get “incontinent” from?
Incontinent:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/incontinent
Oct 26th, 2006
elvis p 2k
she’s looking a bit heavier than normal.
The jaw may be heavy, but those cute little feet are all woman.
Oct 26th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Alright, a fellow foot-fetisher!!!
And his name is Elvis P.
Oct 26th, 2006
Angry Ferret Jones
If by “have me” you mean “have casual animal sex with me”, then I am glad to have you too. Multiple times.
Oct 26th, 2006
Chickadee
She’s overrated and ugly, period.
Oct 26th, 2006
Andy Spinola
Naked Carmen Electra really sexy in homemade video
Free video here:
http://sexy-carmen-electra-hot.blogspot.com/?id=38194095&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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