Naomi Campbell Can’t Stopping Hitting People
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Super-angry supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested in London yesterday on suspicion of assault. Again. TMZ reports:
The 36-year-old Campbell was arrested on Wednesday afternoon after a woman filed a complaint in a central London police station and made an allegation of assault… A lawyer for Campbell… tells TMZ that the supermodel was in fact at the police station and accompanied by a lawyer from Schillings law firm. The Sun newspaper reported that the woman who filed the complaint was her drug counselor and that the therapist made the complaint after being “scratched all over her face.”
Well, this pretty much solidifies my theory that Naomi Campbell was born a man. If the pictures of her looking like this or this hadn’t already persuaded you, then her rash of unchecked aggression should definitely put you in my camp. Women don’t generally go around slapping and clawing and hurling things at other women, no matter what “Melrose Place” might have taught you. If I want to hurt another woman, I’ll go fuck her husband or plant heroin in her car and call child services on her. That’s how someone with a vagina lashes out. We’re underhanded and sneaky, not blatantly violent. I might let the air out of all of your tires or take a razor to your favorite suits, but I’m not going to scratch you in the damn face. After all, I have my dignity to consider.
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
The story is about just another out-of-control celebrity who, when his/her career starts to fizzle, they “invent” publicity for themselves whether it’s negative or not. As long as their being talked about, it strokes their ego.
The question I have is, why is every lawyer and every “source” confiding in TMZ? Aren’t they just another piece of shit tabloid / gossip website, that’s being fed off of the masses insatiable appetite for all things “celebrity”?
Oct 26th, 2006
Angry Ferret Jones
Wally, I miss you. I miss the way you mould make me breakfast in the morning, and help me nueter the plants. I miss the way you would play “Poop Bombs” with the mailman. *sigh*
Naomi Campbell - you want to fight? You know where to find me, you over-publisized bitch! Let’s go!!!!!
…that’s what I thought. Pussy.
Wall - you HAVE to see my newly updated site.
Oct 26th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
The reason why she keeps doing it is because she hasn’t confronted any consequences for her actions. This bitch needs to be put in prison for at least a year for aggravated assault, see how she likes that runway, then she needs to get her ass sued. Who knows if she keeps piling these she migh face a class action.
Oct 26th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I’m betting the steriods shrunk her testicles and she is getting out all the built up rage………
Oct 26th, 2006
sonya
If I want to hurt another woman, I stab her in the vagina. But I only do that if I suspect she’s a robot. Because they don’t bleed like us.
Oct 26th, 2006
pinky_nip
Who hasn’t wanted to fuck up their drug counselor once in a while?
Or so I’ve been told.
Oct 26th, 2006
abby
Barbado — it’s me!sweetcheeks ! We once had a viking-themed orgy over on the fish. Do you remember me? This is my new home! Nice to see you again.
P.S. Sonya — one time I stabbed Paris Hilton in the vagina with a pencil. There was no blood, but the lead melted right in front of my eyes and the pencil itself just disappeared. True fucking story. Scared the shit outta me.
Oct 26th, 2006
ApacheRose
I think I may have been a part of that viking orgy. I was posting as Ari at the time. If I wasn’t there, I wish I had been!
Oct 26th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Apache, was that “India Ari” you were posting as?
Oct 26th, 2006
abby
OMG Apache Rose — I had no idea you were Ari all this time! You were a part of that orgy! You insisted on wearing the hat with the horns, remember? Good times. I’m glad you visit me here on a regular basis. Now that I know who the hell you actually are, we can reminisce about our many travails.
Oh, and what ever happened to Fa Q Bitches? God, he was funny. I’d love to have him over here, too.
Oct 26th, 2006
ApacheRose
Fa cut out when lamebananas was at his height of retardedness, then the handle-stealing crap just made it worse. I still talk to him just about every day and I’ve been trying to get him to come back, but I guess it’s hard for him to type while handcuffed to my bed…
Oct 26th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I believe it was Fa Cube Itches……and yes he was a funny motherfucker, I mean Apachefucker……..
Oct 26th, 2006
ApacheRose
Stallion–I have rugrats, motherfucker’s still accurate.
Oct 26th, 2006
BarbadoSlim
Good to see most of the crew here, and Sweetcheeks I will never forget our orgy and subsequent pillaging of the coast of Portugal, good times, and good pillaging, aaaand raping.
Oct 26th, 2006
bionic bunny
i loved fa cube!
i’m a little slow, tho. took me awhile to figure out his handle! duh.
Oct 26th, 2006
nrrvus
her mouth appropriately looks like a an asshole, and she has the eyes of a c u next tuesday.
f her
Oct 26th, 2006
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