Evangeline Lilly is Maybe a Lesbian
I once toyed with the idea of going gay for “Lost” actress Evangeline Lilly, but I don’t believe I really thought it through. It could have been that I was just enamored with the Evangeline that looked like this and this, and not the real woman behind the makeup and the red carpet dresses. Because the real Evangeline looks like that weird girl who sat behind me in “Doing Ethics in Journalism” that always reeked of patchouli and had dirty feet and wore flip-flops, even if it was fucking January. I think she might have been a Wiccan. Anyway, there was this one time we smoked a joint together behind the soccer field, and she touched my leg and then we made out a little before class started. Dammit! I guess I’ve already gone gay. I should really start thinking these things through a little better. Or else start remembering more.
More pics of the lesbian from my journalism class after the jump.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
stalliano
Are you talking about that girl Liz on the soccer team? LOL!!
Oct 30th, 2006
ya ya
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====== Don’t show this to Perez Fat Hilton. Very offensive. “Lesbian? what? Shut the F*ck up!” He would say. But he can use words like “fag” and “lesbian” to insult people. Hypocrite.
Oct 30th, 2006
Zanna
she looks kind of like Liv Tyler in these.
Oct 30th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Ignore the fucking piece of shit trying to log in as me…….
Oct 30th, 2006
easy e
Real life lady lovers are gross. Curry under your fingernails and mullets gross. The only good kind of lesbian is a porno lesbian, and then really only if she lets two dudes bang her after he lesbian sexcapades.
Oct 30th, 2006
Zanna
This is what happens, Stallion. Women want you…then men want to BE you.
Oct 30th, 2006
ApacheRose
Congrats, Stallion! You know you’ve really made it when you get trolled. Welcome to the club!
Oct 30th, 2006
sonya
You get a trophy in the shape of a golden banana!
Oct 30th, 2006
crabbie
The other picture in that set shows that Evangeline’s car had just been broken into.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Oct 30th, 2006
abby
Yeah, but the good part is that she’s a lesbian. Maybe.
Oct 30th, 2006
sonya
Or a robot. Who do you know who looks so calm right after finding out that their car’s been broken into?
Maybe she’s a lesbian robot.
Oct 30th, 2006
bionic bunny
why is she green and pink? is it a code? abby, are you an alien trying to bring me over to your side?
will it be painful?
if not, okay, i’m bored anyway.
serously, this is the second time i’ve had this happened. i love it when online photos look like andy warhole rejects.
it’s that fake “stallion” bitch, isn’t it???
Oct 31st, 2006
Dirty
She’s fuckin hott…I’d tongue fuck her
Oct 31st, 2006
Jim
Evangelina is nice only to the waist, and I can assure you that by the time she hits 40 she is going to have a HUGE arse, and her legs will be full of cellulite.
Also, when she pops a kid those hips are going to burst!
Evangelina is not quite a ‘gorgeous’ as the screen suggests she is. I have seen prettier girls, with better bodies working at my local supermarket.
Her acting is also not exactly RADA. Once Lost is canceled her career will be also!
Oct 8th, 2007
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