Lindsay Lohan is a Bulimic Whore
Actress Lindsay Lohan gave a remarkably frank interview to News of the World over the weekend, discussing both her disconcering weight loss and her non-stop whoredom over the past two years. On her stuggle with bulimia, NOTW reveals,
Etched in [Lindsay's] memory is the most chilling night of her life in 2004 when she was just 18.
“I felt so sick. I lay down on the bed and started getting these shooting pains. I was screaming, throwing things, because the pains were so intense in my head… I ended up in hospital. My liver was swollen and I had a kidney infection and my white blood cells were accelerated. I was really, really white, like a ghost, and my legs were so numb from not walking. My body did not have enough strength to take a shower.”
Lindsay further elaborates about the mileage she’s put on that firecrotch in the last few years:
“Sex And The City changed everything for me because those girls would just sleep with so many people. And that’s me. I’m not dating just one person. It is the variety of partners everyone likes, especially at my age. I’m like Angelina Jolie, taking on lovers. I don’t need a steady relationship.”
I’m not sure which part of that interview is more cringe-inducing: the part about her screaming and smashing things because of the pain in her head, or the bit about being a gigantic slutbag who thinks she’s Angelina-fucking-Jolie. I think I already saw this movie, Lindsay. It was called “Sybil.” And Sybil might have been mad as a hatter, but at least she had the good sense not to dress up as a tranvesite Hugh Hefner for Halloween. That’s the lamest costume ever. All sixteen personalities agree.
More pictures of tranny Hef after the jump.
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stalliano
Is that some kind of S and M crop in her hand? With sparkles on it?
Oct 30th, 2006
Zanna
I believe it’s her coke spoon.
Oct 30th, 2006
Italian Stallion
It’s in upper case you fucking idiot, STALLIANO, not stalliano. You can’t even troll me right you fucktard………..
Oct 30th, 2006
i heart lasagne
Dear Lindsey Lohan,
That’s enough. Please stop now.
Oct 30th, 2006
sonya
That is so weird! Sex and the City changed my life too! I started sleeping around with anyone I wanted to–the garbage man, the tranny (not the granny) on the corner, my dog’s vet, and even the taxi driver! If this cab’s rockin’ don’t come knockin’! But now I have a raging case of herpes, syphilis, these really weird green oozing pustules, and unfortunately, a perpetually “leaking faucet”, if you get what I mean. Hmm. They must’ve cut that part out of the show.
Oct 30th, 2006
easy e
She looks like a fucking forty year-old woman. I don’t know how she’s getting laid as often as she claims.
Oct 30th, 2006
abby
“Sex and the City” made me burn my forearms with a curling iron. But it sure didn’t make me a vomiting slut.
Oct 30th, 2006
Steevo
I LUV WHEN LI-LO GETS ALL GUSSIED UP!!!
Oct 30th, 2006
Dirty
Stupid HOEllywood hoe
Oct 31st, 2006
FUCK YOU
SUCK MY BIG VEINY COCK YOU LINDSAY LOHANIC PIECE OF MIERDA YOU ARE A BIG STINKY ASSHOLE YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF ROTTEN EXCRETORY SHIT!!!! YOU WILL DELIBERATELY RIP A MANS DICK CLEAN OFF IF YOU GET FREAKY ENOUGH YOU STUPID SLUTTY PIECE OF FAMOUS PUSSY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET CHAETED ON AND FUCK OTHERS, YOU FORNICATING FLOATING SHITBAG?! WHY MUST YOU STEAL OTHERS GIRLS MEN?! WHY?! DO YOU GET SICK OFF ALL THE DICKS YOU RODE ON BEFORE?! JUST DIE AND SAVE US ALL THE FUCKING AIDS, YOU UGLY, SLUTTY, TIT IMPLANT WEARING FUCK!!!
Feb 6th, 2007
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