Quickies: The Greatest Love of All
Model Devon Aoki makes my pants feel funny. (The Bastardly)
Nicole Richie passes out at Hyde over the weekend. So what? I pass out at Cooter’s Bar and Grill two or three nights a week. I don’t see what the big freakin’ deal is. (Celebitchy)
Whitney Houston sober and staging a comeback? Hell to the naw. (PopBytes)
If retarded janitors freak you the hell out, steer clear of “Toxic Avenger.” Don’t worry — there are nine other retard-free horror flicks to choose from. (Pajiba)
Baby Bennifer makes an appearance. (Gabsmash)
It’s going to be hard for K-Fed to drop it like it’s hot if nobody’s there to catch it. (MollyGood)
John Travolta talks about his penchant for ladies’ clothes. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)
Marcia Cross is a firecrotch, and some dude has the pictures to prove it. (A Socialite’s Life)
I’m pretty sure that’s a third nipple on Julia Roberts. (Egotastic)
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bionic bunny
happy monday, abby!
Oct 30th, 2006
sonya
Nicole’s friends just took her out back and jump started her with some cables. If she went to the hospital, they might put an IV in her, and we all know how many calories those things have.
Oct 30th, 2006
abby
That’s what she gets for being such a fatass.
Hey, Bunny!
Oct 30th, 2006
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