Lindsay Lohan Hearts Jazzercise

Lindsay Lohan dressed up like Olivia Newton-John’s redheaded stepchild for yet another Halloween party this week. Well, I assume she’s going to a Halloween party. Maybe she’s just totally into Jazzercising in high heels. Come to think of it, I used to really be into aerobics and working out and stuff, too, until I learned about gravity bong hits. After that, I was just pretty much into “doing gravity bong hits.” And playing The Legend of Zelda. Not exercising didn’t stop me from wearing the workout clothes, though. Spandex tights and leotards really hold in your diaphragm during a massive coughing fit. And I think you’ll agree there’s little else that flatters better than a set of leg warmers paired with terrycloth wristbands. Eat your heart out, Richard Simmons!
More pics of “Let’s Get Physical” after the jump.




8 Comments, Comment or Ping
abby
You bastards too good to leave me a comment on Halloween? Fine. Wait ’till you see what I put in your bag when you come trick-or-treating.
Oct 31st, 2006
ApacheRose
Is it just me, or ar her thighs looking a little bit.. umm… thunderous?
My boyfriend suggested I could dress up as Hohan for Halloween… just go to a party, bring a big bag of clothes, and change every half hour or so, with every other outfit being a bikini. When I asked when I got to flash my cooch, he decided maybe that costume wasn’t such a good idea after all. He doesn’t share well.
Oct 31st, 2006
sonya
Great, now I have “Let’s Get Physical” stuck in my head.
Happy Halloween, Mofos.
Oct 31st, 2006
Zanna
Happy Halloween back atcha’s!
Oct 31st, 2006
nrrvus
you should play that camel toe song in the background. ( Beach boy version, kokamo ripoff )
Happy halloween Abby
Oct 31st, 2006
nrrvus
by the way nice fucktard on Blohan
Oct 31st, 2006
bionic bunny
did i really look as bad as this girl when i used to break out my old ice skating dresses?
what was REALLY fun was the year my son dressed up as me… skating dress, tights, make-up, the whole works.
good times, good times.
Nov 1st, 2006
Neffie
Holy Hell!!! So, what, she’s like totally loaded (pun intended) and she wears THIS for Halloween? Hate to say it, but even Paris thinks a little bit before she leaves the house on the 31st! Spend some of your money on clothes!!
Nov 2nd, 2006
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