Sumner Redstone Explains Firing Tom Cruise
Viacom C.O. Sumner Redstone opens up about his decision to fire Tom Cruise in the December issue of Vanity Fair. What does that have to do with that picture of Rebecca Romijn and her dog up there? Nothing at all, dummy, but a puppy in a hat held by a model trumps pictures of Stubby McGay any day of the week. And the dog is wearing a costume. And today is Halloween, and Mysstique is totally my favorite X-Men.
Page Six quotes Mr. Redstone as saying,
“[Tom] was embarrassing the studio. And he was costing us a lot of money. [My wife Paula], like women everywhere, had come to hate him. The truth of the matter is, I did listen to her . . . His behavior was entirely unacceptable to Paula and to the rest of the world. He just didn’t turn one [woman] off. He turned off all women, and a lot of men.”
“When did I decide [to fire him]? I don’t know. When he was on the ‘Today’ show? When he was jumping on a couch at ‘Oprah’? He changed his handler, you know, to his sister [LeAnne Devette] - not a good idea.”
“[Cruise's bizarre behavior cost Paramount] $100 million, $150 million on ‘Mission: Impossible III.’ It was the best picture of the three, and it did the worst.”
You’ll notice Mr. Redstone made no reference to Tom Cruise’s love of the cock. And that’s smart, because you can’t mention somebody’s being gay in the list of reasons you fired them. You’ll wind up with a lawsuit on your hands, and a “We’re Here, We’re Queer” picket parade in your parking lot. And sometimes they bring eggs. And glitter. Never good for a Bentley’s paint job.
In honor of the holiday, some more pictures of Rebecca Romijn at “Bow Wow Ween” after the jump! Happy Halloween, mothafuckas!
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Thanks for not putting up pictures of “Stubby McGay”!
I know Abby, but this is to good to pass up. Plus it’s Halloween!
This is all.
************ Happy Halloween ************
Oct 31st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Oh Yeeeah, I almost forgot…
…”bulimic bunny” can kiss my ass & lick a herpes infested cootch.
Oct 31st, 2006
easy e
Any lady mutant who walks around naked is the superest hero of all to me.
Nice use of the TCLTC!
Oct 31st, 2006
abby
I’m going to be Mysstique for Halloween. I got the yellow contacts and the pasties and everything. It’s gonna be fuckin’ awesome.
Oct 31st, 2006
sonya
No way, Wolverine is my favorite. Who else do you know who can make muttonchops look sexy?
Oct 31st, 2006
ApacheRose
Mmmmm Wolverine….
Oct 31st, 2006
bionic bunny
was only a guess, gumbo. said if i was wrong i was sorry.
so, my bad. bring back the sense of humor, dude.
Oct 31st, 2006
bionic bunny
like, how much do i love that redstone fired tommy boy?
AS MUCH AS TCLTC!!!
by the way, wally, who told you i was dressing up as a herpes infested cootch for halloween?
DAMN, somebody always steals my ideas!!
pumpkin-flavored kisses for all!!!!
Oct 31st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Hi Bunny!!!
Love Ya!
Oct 31st, 2006
bionic bunny
yeah, but you and i are easy.
just gotta rattle your cage once in awhile, make sure you’re still awake!
Oct 31st, 2006
Kasey
Amen.
Nov 1st, 2006
nrrvus
if rebecca likes to put long cylindrical hairy objects in her mouth , I have a suggestion…
Nov 1st, 2006
Nika
Good site! I’ll stay reading! Keep improving!
Nov 10th, 2007
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