Ryan Phillippe Walks the Line
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According to reports that surfaced yesterday, Ryan Phillippe’s affair with Australian co-star Abbie Cornish was the impetus for the the split from wife Reese Witherspoon. Page Six reports
RYAN Phillippe’s cruel intentions to cheat on wife Reese Witherspoon brought an end to their glam Hollywood marriage…. The “Flags of Our Fathers” star couldn’t resist his seven-year itch when he brazenly played around in public with 24-year-old Aussie actress Abbie Cornish. “Ryan admitted it was true and said, ‘We need to just end this.’ Phillippe and Cornish allegedly grew close in Austin, Texas, on and off the set of their indie flick, “Stop Loss.” The National Enquirer says the final straw came two weeks ago… when Witherspoon found incriminating e-mails on her hubby’s BlackBerry.
There’s nothing I hate more than a cheater. Like last week, when I was baby-sitting this second-grader and we were playing Candy Land, she totally picked up a new card when she thought I wasn’t looking. But I was looking. And I hate cheaters. So I spiked all of the remaining pieces onto the floor and chucked the cards at her and tried to rip the board in half with my bare hands. But they make those bastard game boards really tough, so I had to dump my gin and tonic on it to soften it up and then take a steak knife to it to really do any damage. It took a good half hour to tear it apart. But I finally got it! And I bet you little Suzy Jo won’t ever cheat at Candy Land again.
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Walrus Gumboot
Like they say, a hard dick has no conscience.
It’s about time you got here Abby… I was worried… and sad.
But I’m happy and giddy now!
Nov 1st, 2006
Showgrrrl
Hey Wally!! Yay - you’re back!
I’m happy that you’re giddy… because when you’re giddy, I just KNOW that some wonderful exhibition of nakedness is about to occur. That, or at least I know that Abby got some pleasures on the side 
Nov 1st, 2006
abby
Oh, delicious, delicious loyal minions…. I love you both.
Nov 1st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Hello there my personal Showgrrrl!!
I saw your latest pictures on MySpace. Need I say, they’re quite crotch-grabbing, boner-inducing photos.
Abby, you knew I couldn’t stay away.
Nov 1st, 2006
abby
It’s a compulsion, like picking my scabs.
Nov 1st, 2006
ApacheRose
Oh, sure, Wally gets all the glory when *I’m* the one who was stalked over the weekend. Seriously, what the FUCK was that all about?
And, on topic, the Today Show spent probably 20 minutes yammering incessantly about goddamn Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon. When did that so-called news show go all gossip? Actually, don’t answer that. It’s the first time I’ve seen it in years, so it might have been that way for a long damn time…if I wanted gossip-and clearly I do- I want it from a few select snarky internet sites!
Abby, I’m glad you’re alive, and yes, I still love you. So much so, in fact, that I’ll wear the strap-on this time. That should say something, cuz you know I usually only like to receive.
Nov 1st, 2006
T.T. quick
WOW….He cheated on her. UnF*%$in real. Why in God’s name would you want to cheat on a perfect-faced (and rich) beauty like that? I think all celeb’s are spoiled ego-sucking stone hearted self centered Psychos! If I was married to that cute little Reese, I would be thanking my lucky stars every day! A Cheater will always be a cheater. I hope Ryan gets a taste of his own medicine when she cheats on him! Abbie you home wreckin, fat faced, bitch!
Nov 1st, 2006
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