Nov 2, 2006
Jenny McCarthy is Original
Former Playboy Playmate and bimbo extraordinaire Jenny McCarthy dressed up like an S & M French maid for Halloween. Really, what the hell kinda material is that? Plastic? Pleather? And what’s with the cuff around the neck? I guess she figured if she was going to pick one of the most trite, cliched, unoriginal costumes ever, she’d go ahead and jazz it up with a little masochisitic flair. But it doesn’t work. It just makes me want to roundhouse kick her in the face, and then keep kicking until there’s lots of broken bones and blood everywhere. And that technically makes me the masochist, and her the sadist. So she got it all wrong. Dummy.
More pics of the gimp in her tired costume after the jump.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
I believe the material in question is Latex. I personally find this outfit adorable, if not close to whack-offable. That neck thing is there to provide a source of entertainment. When the wearer gulps jism, the collar will bob up and down with each swallow, allowing the swallowee an actual visual reference of said swallows.
At least that’s what I’ve read in the directions.
Nov 2nd, 2006
ApacheRose
I used to like Jenny McCarthy, right up until she started fucking Jim Carrey. Now, every time I see her, all I can think about is alllllll the fart jokes that must make up the soundtrack for that relationship.
Nov 2nd, 2006
abby
Wally, how much fucking jism are we talking about here?
Nov 2nd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I hear you Apache. I like both of them, but when they’re alone together (oxy moron?) it’s got to be just stupid.
Abby, if you’re asking about my jism output, I don’t think you can fathom the amount?
Nov 2nd, 2006
Italian Stallion
I’d hurt it…….
Nov 2nd, 2006
Sandman
It’s PVC - Vinyl. NOT latex. Sexy as hell regardless!!
Nov 2nd, 2006
sonya
And silicone. Don’t forget about the silicone.
Nov 2nd, 2006
blotto98
i still want her
Nov 2nd, 2006
Showgrrrl
I have some undergarments made of said PVC. It’s not QUITE as sweat-inducing as it looks. OH, okay… it makes ya sweaty. Like, sweaty enough to dissolve eyelash glue. It’s hard to keep yer pasties on once you’ve been dancing around in a PVC bra, I can tell you that much, kiddies…
But it looks fantastic.
Nov 2nd, 2006
Showgrrrl
…Unoriginal Wench.
Oh, and yes Wally… do continue with the gallons of jism?
Nov 2nd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Showgrrrl, YOU’RE the original and I’m working up a special batch of Gumboot jism for you, right now!
Nov 2nd, 2006
Humberto Borreta
Jenny McCarthy Full Home-made hot video i found here:
http://jenny-mccarthy-tape.blogspot.com/?id=13220200&s=y
U have to see it,really hot video!!!
Oct 9th, 2009
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