Sharon Stone is the Devil
If you don’t already hate actress Sharon Stone, you will now. Sharon managed to take a big dump on a bunch of little kids orphaned by AIDS because the Barbie doll created in her honor to be auctioned off for their charity DIDN’T LOOK ENOUGH LIKE HER. Page Six reports:
The diva agreed to be honored at Saturday’s benefit in Santa Monica for the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation. She planned to auction off a custom “Barbie” doll Mattel made in her image. But she flipped when she saw the result, claiming it looked nothing like her. Stone refused to come to the benefit, choosing the Carousel of Hope ball instead. Stone’s rep, Cindi Berger, said, “That is absolutely correct. The doll didn’t look anything like her. [Stone] was never committed to going.”
Sharon Stone makes Paris Hilton look like Mother Teresa. It’s a fucking Barbie doll, for Christ’s sake. Of course it’s not going to look just like you. Barbie’d be like six feet tall with a 15 inch neck if she were life-sized. And Barbie isn’t a leathery old hag who’ll show her snatch every chance she gets. Barbie’s legs snap clean off if you try to pry them apart. So that’s pretty different from Sharon. And you can melt Barbie’s arms and face off with a curling iron, but I’m pretty sure it takes a stake through the heart to finish off Sharon Stone. Or holy water and some scripture. It takes a special woman say “fuck you” to a bunch of little kids orphaned by AIDS. And by “special woman” I mean “soul-less black-hearted demon-fucking whorebag.” Sharon Stone is the devil.
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Walrus Gumboot
Am I the only one that saw it?
In that leggy / chair scene in Sliver, you didn’t see the apperance, ever so breifly, of that “devil like thing” that peeked it’s head out of hersnatch?
You have to look real close.
Nov 2nd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
In that posted picture, if Sharon would’ve moved a little left and the Mercedes emblem was turned just right, she would look like she has horns.
Nov 2nd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Sharon and I are one in the same, except the fact that where she’s a, “soul-less, black-hearted. demon-fucking whorebag.”
I’m a soul-ful, black-lunged (years of filter-less cigarettes), Abby-fucking coolguy.
You have to admit, the similarities are uncanny!
Nov 2nd, 2006
BarbadoSlim
I guess a true likeness of Sharon would need a Chunnel sized gaping hole in the crotch area of the doll. Not doable, and extremely difficult to package.
Nov 2nd, 2006
abby
They could have made her likeness a giant asshole, but it really isn’t appropriate for kids to play with. At least it’d be accurate. Or they could have done an old vagina with horns.
Wally, you smoke? Tobacco fucking rules! All the cool kids are doing it!
Nov 2nd, 2006
sonya
They should have the doll’s cooter dispense that slime stuff they used to sell in little plastic containers in the candy dispensers–remember those? They were neon green (and other colors I think) really sticky, and had a weird smell to them.
Nov 2nd, 2006
crabbie
The doll needs plastic surgery almost as bad as Sharon.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Nov 2nd, 2006
randys
Next film: Basic InSTINK: The Stone Head Controversy. She is,without a doubt, the
bottom rung of the food chain. To shaft a group of orphaned kids because her puss
wasn’t to her liking, is beyond belief. I hope she shrinks into obscurity soon.
Nov 2nd, 2006
Austin
“She planned to auction off a custom “Barbie” doll Mattel made in her image. But she flipped when she saw the result, claiming it looked nothing like her.”
That’s right, Sharon, because the whole auction was about YOU and not the kids. You were hot in “Sliver” and it’s been downhill ever since.
Nov 3rd, 2006
Some girl in California
Damn right shes a bitch. When I was 17 I worked at an answering service and we answered her calls and transferred callers to her. I received a call from her lawyer and I called her and said “Sharon I have so & so on the line I’ll transfer him.” and she yelled at me like a bitch and said “WAIT! STOP TRANSFERRING PEOPLE WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST. I am PAYING for your service and you cant do anything right!!! Whats your name I am going to put in a complaint about you!” I was embarassed… I said I was sorry and gave her a fake name.
Well, I take it back shes a bitch but at least she apologizes for being such a bitch.
The next time I called her to transfer someone to her she said “I am sorry I yelled at you, I didnt mean to go off on you like that. I understand you were just doing your job and I was having a bad day.”
At least she apologized…
Nov 6th, 2006
MiriamlovesSharon
I LOVE SHARON STONE SO MUCH!!!!!
She´s the most talented, most beautiful, and most successful actress in my eyes!!! And she has also a very big heart and a great sense of humour and fashion!!!
I LOVE HER!!!!!
- MIriamlovesSharon -
Aug 17th, 2007
victims of the Chinese earthquake
Sharon Stone is a cold blooded bitch. She will be fucked to hell by Dalai lama. —from the victims of the Chinese earthquake.
May 25th, 2008
william
Sharon Stone was fucked by Dalai lama and a dog last year.
May 26th, 2008
Vianna
SS.. u r totally a psycho biatch..for sure..Grandma..I’d say your brain damage is karma. Please sharon. do us all a favor and shut up…No one cares wut u said..or ur body.. Wear something appro for a grandma..Go to REHAB and Stop shown off ur boob..
I dunt care if u slept with dalai or not..and i dunt care if u agree with the Chinese gov or not..but 60000 lives can not just be ignored..and Natural disaster has NOTHING TO DO WITH GOVERNMENT…u hear tht??? r u saying 911 and katrina r karma because US is bad to god or the terrorists??
May 26th, 2008
Annie
shes a cold-blooded WHORE! one day she will get punshied by the GOD!
May 27th, 2008
Hay
she is a fucking whore!!!!!! only a moron would say something like natural disaster as Karma!!!!!!!!please shut ur fucking mouth up!!! and soon..you will get your karma!!!!
May 27th, 2008
Rainy
only an old and outmoded bitch~
Don’t care about what the bitch said`
May 28th, 2008
asdf
This bitch also claimed that the thousands who died in China’s earthquake was due to Karma.
FUCK THIS BITCH.. I HOPE KARMA hits her back with a bus..
May 28th, 2008
WB
Sharon Stone is a bitch - bad karma.
May 28th, 2008
eric
sharon stone is such a bitch.she can dump the kids of her nation,no wonder she is so cold-blooded 2 the people of China.i don’t think she know what the “karma” means exactly.if she knew,she wouldn’t dare to say that the earguake is a karma.because just after her speech,the real karma for her is on its way.
so next time,if Mz.STONE meets her so-called friends dalai lama,do try to get to know the essence of the buddhism.not just fucking and leaving…
May 28th, 2008
Sky
BITCH!!!
May 28th, 2008
nick
Sharon Stone is a bitch, she deseves to be fucked by thousands!!!
卖B的莎朗私通，裱子养的，欠操的小B
May 28th, 2008
mydonkeyrapesharonstone
so where does sharon stone live, my donkey wants need to pay her a visit.
ill make sure she wont talk again, oh god, shes goona b a loose in all those holes…
sharon stone = certified fukin ugly slut bitch whore granny donkey lover
May 28th, 2008
Jack
fucking 50-y-old bitch! huge old ugly slut! nothing more than a bitch!!she must be a whore since preexistence!!
May 28th, 2008
BINGO
SHARON STONE YOU FOCKING SKANKY HO! YOU ARE A MISTAKE OF SATAN HIMSELF IN THE FORGE OF HELL.EVERYONE SANE ENOUGH GONNA PISS ON YOU BIITTTTTCHHHH! GUESS WHAT? I WOULDN’T FOCK YOU IF IT WAS THE CHOICE BETWEEN YOU AND AN ORC WENCH. DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE！！
YOU KNOW THE FUCK OF KARMA. YOU DIDN’T SAY THAT WHEN 911 CLAIMED THE LIVES OF YOUR KIND. JUST A SHAME YOU WERE NOT IN WTC WHEN THE CRASH CAME OFF. FUGLY WHORE!! DEAD SET！
May 30th, 2008
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