Hilary Duff’s Stalker Arrested
The lunatic Soviet who had been stalking actress/singer Hilary Duff over the past few months is behind bars today. TMZ reports:
Manhattan Beach cops arrested Maksim Miakovsky, an 18-year-old Russian emigre, at a Residence Inn last Friday… on charges of making criminal threats and stalking. Sources tell TMZ that last Friday, a private investigator… contacted Miakovsky at the Residence Inn and Miakovsky stated his intention of killing Duff on Sunday at an event she was scheduled to attend. Miakovsky is currently being held on $200,000 bail at the Manhattan Beach jail.
That’s why you never hire a Russian to do a job you could handle yourself. All the vodka and Karl Marx makes ‘em sloppy. You want to punish someone for “A Cinderella Story,” you find a militant muslim with no education and his very own batch of C-4 explosive and tell him that Hilary Duff has been elected “Patron Saint of The Great Satan.” And then tell him “Hilary said your mother was a camel-fucking prostitute” and remind him that the 10,000 virgins in heaven aren’t going to be virgins forever. Death to the infidel, baby!
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Karl Marx, isn’t he the lesser known, more misunderstood Marx brother? :blink:
Nov 6th, 2006
m
You mean Groucho Marx.
Nov 6th, 2006
sonya
Wally, were you in California recently?
http://www.contracostatimes.com/mld/cctimes/15914427.htm
Nov 6th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Sonya, that wasn’t me, I swear to God.
Thanks for thinking of me though.
If you’ll be so kind as to click the link below, and scroll down the “Butt Officer, Please” thread,
you’ll see The Angry Ferret uncovered that story on Saturday.
I still love ya though!
Nov 6th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Here’s the link…
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
Nov 6th, 2006
sonya
Well I heard it on the radio on FRIDAY, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Nov 6th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Sonya, you win that round.
“I’ll get you next time my pretty… and your little dog too!”
Nov 6th, 2006
bionic bunny
sonya-
BWAH-HAH-HAH!
Nov 6th, 2006
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