Hillary Swank Injured
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Oscar-winning actress Hilary Swank suffered an injury last week while filming her new movie “P.S. I Love You” in New York. People magazine reports
During a scene with costar Gerard Butler, in which the actor performs a striptease for Swank, Butler’s suspenders became snagged and hit the actress on her forehead… Swank received medical treatment, which included sutures for the cut, and filming was halted.
That totally reminded me of the first time I ever performed a lapdance at Tomcat’s in Philly. I wore these five-inch lucite shoes — you know, the plastic ones with the stacked sole and a heel that could aerate granite — and a garter belt and a satin bustier. And I had been drinking. A lot. And I tried this sexy move I saw this other stripper doing that involved standing on the seat of the chair itself and straddling the guy’s face. Pretty sexy stuff. Until I lost my footing, that is. Apparently, in my struggle to right myself, I had somehow driven one of my high heels straight into the dude’s thigh. I hit his femoral artery straight on. All this blood was gushing everywhere and it made the floor slippery as hell, and when I tried to ease down off of him my other foot shot out from under me and brought me down face-first on his skull. Hard. Hard enough to knock him and my front teeth out. It was like “Saving Private Ryan” in there, there was so much blood. After that, I was pretty sure he wasn’t going to pay for the lapdance, and he was passed out anyway, so I just stole his wallet and bolted out the back exit. Stripping is a lot harder than it looks.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
In the70’s, I used to have goldfish in my stacks!
Four minutes! A new record!
Nov 6th, 2006
nrrvus
Hilarious, your rendition that is, she looks like a horse, with buck teeth.
Nov 6th, 2006
m
The name Hilary must mean “born with big teeth.’ Look at Hillary Duff’s picture, her teeth are ginormous too.
Nov 6th, 2006
sonya
Why haven’t they put her down? Isn’t that the norm for injured horses?
Nov 6th, 2006
oshkoshb'goshdamngosh
I heard that after Gerard Butler hit her she hit him back with her penis. Her HORSE penis.
Nov 6th, 2006
Linda
Listen to how ugly you all sound. I bet that all of the above mentioned, have to sneak up on a mirror in the morning. At least she has all her teeth, and a beautiful smile..I am sure some of you haven’t even been to a dentist in the last 5 yrs. You guys need to dismount. Fucking retards..So many judges
Nov 6th, 2006
Showgrrrl
Uhhhh, not to be judgemental…
But wtf do you think you’re accomplishing by leaving a comment like THAT? Don’t you realize that the whole fucking POINT of this blog is to hack on celebrities?
If you don’t like it, you can bugger off and visit People.com, where they say NICE things all the time.
Dumbass.
And feel free to check out my link. I’m happy to look in the goddam mirror every morning, douchebag.
Nov 6th, 2006
ApacheRose
Not only that, Showgrrrl, but right up at the top, it says, “Yeeeah! for snarky people”
Snark snark snark!!!
And Hillary Swank DOES look like a goddamn horse! She might be a perfectly lovely person, but what we see is her image, and her IMAGE is definitely EQUINE. And male equine at that…
Nov 7th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Yeah Linda, Pinda McWinda! I rally around what my tasty friend Showgrrrl said… “bugger off”!
If you want to hear nice Hilary talk, click the link. With your attitude towards all things Hilary, I,m sure you’ll fit in just fine.
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/hilary_duffs_stalker_gets_arre.html#comment
Nov 7th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Well, I TOTALLY blew the above post all to hell! I thought I was on the Hilary Duff thread.
Phil, if you wanted to delete a couple of post, these would be the ones.
Nov 7th, 2006
lady garden
gerard butler in suspenders? yeeeeeah!!!!!
Nov 7th, 2006
Annie
Gerard Butler can whack me with suspenders anytime as long as he kisses the injury better.
Nov 7th, 2006
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