Nov 6, 2006
Penelope Cruz Wigs Out
Actress Penelope Cruz dons a variety of wigs and veils in a sexy black-and-white spread in the October issue of Paper magazine. When she’s not dolled up in early nineteenth century presidential garb, Penelope can look pretty hot. Pretty hot as in I want to rub her orejas and salsa her rodillas and carress her dedos del pie until we both pass out from sheer delight. Is that so wrong?
More sexy shots after the jump.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Zanna
I like the blonde one, and I like the one where she’s sitting down. But that last one…she just reminds me of Mo from the “Tres Stooges”
Nov 6th, 2006
m
I dunno, she kind a looks like Linda Evangelista in that picture.
Nov 6th, 2006
ApacheRose
Eh, apparently I’m having a day to be contrary, because I think Penelope Cruz is still fug, and Scarlett’s dress didn’t bug me that much. Oh well… can’t be agreeable all the time!
Nov 6th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I posted this shit before and I saw it there… and now it’s gone.
“IN THE FOURTH PIC, SHE LOOKS LIKE BRUCE LEE IN A BEATLE WIG.”
Abby, you (and by ‘you’ I mean the “Family”) can talk about me all you want. Call me a baby, a bastard, a queer, Tell me we’re better off what out his whiney, tantrum throwing ass I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. I’m just getting sick and tired of this shit
IF THIS DISAPPEARING POSTS SHIT HAPPENS HERE ONCE MORE, I’M NOT COMING BACK TO YEEEAH EITHER.
My post was on top of Zannas. Not being first doesn’t matter, I could give a flying fuck about that.
What bothers me is that I create my comment. I hit the submit button. I SEE my comment there. I even see the “1 COMMENTS” above the picture on the main page when I came back to post on the Hilary Duff thread. That should certify that my comment was posted… BUT NOW THE POST IS GONE
Like I said in my Blogger.com rant. I don’t have time for this crap. Believe it or not, I do have a life other than this, as pathetic as it may be, and it pisses me off that I have to spend my time re-writing posts, and not even getting them verbatim.
Verbatim:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/verbatim
GOD-fuckin’-DAMN IT
Nov 6th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
To add just a little more to my above post.
I don’t want to be patronized, coddled or promised anything. I just want to be able to post and be secure in the knowledge that my post will be there when I return 15 minutes later.
That’s it.
P.s. Sorry for the above rant… No, I don’t feel better.
Nov 6th, 2006
sonya
Whoaaah…simma down there, Wally.
Nov 6th, 2006
Zanna
Wally, how can we call you a queer when you were JUST on top of me (per your post above)…take it easy, hon…
Nov 6th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I’m calm now, but it still doesn’t make up for the fact that the electronic age sucks.
Maybe the Amish are right?
http://www.800padutch.com/atafaq.shtml
P.S. Zanna, when I worded that “on top of Zannas”, I knew you would hit me with a witty reply.
That’s why I enjoyed your love last night!
Nov 6th, 2006
Zanna
Ooo, Wally…now you’re under me!!!!
Nov 6th, 2006
Zanna
No wait..I’m under you…I’m so confused. I burned up all my “witty” for today, I think!
Nov 6th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Zann-za baby, last night I was ALL over you! I can see why your confused.
Zzzzzzzip, here, suck on this!
Nov 6th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I just read my last comment and realized something… I’m starting to sound like Ninja in my posts. The bad, nasty, foul-mouthed, degrading women Ninja.
It kind of feels good!
All you bitches on this thread and Hilary Duff too, bend over so I can ‘diddle’ your taints.
Nov 7th, 2006
Amos Graciano
Penelope Cruz in PlayBoy-video 2010 here:
http://penelope-cruz-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=23133768&s=y
really hot and sexy video
Oct 9th, 2009
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