Nov 6, 2006
Scarlett Johansson Proves Esquire Wrong
Scarlett Johansson knows that nothing says “red-carpet glamour” like the Bozo-the-Clown-tinted hair and the gown with a built-in sausage roll that she wore to the UK premiere of “The Prestige” yesterday. Is that a wave cap, or did she make her hair do that on its own? Who thought that the smudged-orange-eyeshadow-Meryl-Streep-I-have-a-sinus-infection eyes was a good look for her? Who the hell votes this water buffalo “Sexiest Woman Alive” anyway? Runner-up for “Miss Bovine Wiscosin,” maybe, but Sexiest Woman Alive? I don’t think so. I expect Esquire to issue a redacted statement stripping her of the title any time now.
More picture of Madame Bovary after the jump.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Zanna
That is one big ball of FUG right there, I’ll tell you what!
Nov 6th, 2006
m
Ugh what a pig nose.
Nov 6th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
The winners of MY sexiest women alive contest , in no particular order are, abby & Zanna & ApacheRose & Sonya & Showgrrrl & bunny (be she evil or bionic).
Nov 6th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Esquire magazine? Isn’t that a gay mens publication? Read by the likes of George Takei, Liberace, Boy George and the newest member to come out of the closet, Neil Patrick Harris, better known as TV’s “Doogie Howser”.
So what does Esquire know about sexy women??
Source: http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones/544528082/doogie-news–.html
Nov 6th, 2006
sonya
Hey, thanks Wally.
Ha! “Madame Bovary”–”bovine”–you are such the funny beeyotch, Abby.
p.s.
My tongue is all static-y from licking the picture of Hugh Jackman. Mmm, Hugh Jackmaaan (Homer voice).
Nov 6th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Upon clicking on the link in my above post, I’ve found it leads to an “Error” page
Feel free to click the link below and scroll down until you find the “Doogie News” thread.
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
Nov 6th, 2006
oshkoshb'goshdamngosh
She looks just like the girl from my sixth grade class who still played with My Little Ponies and smelled like pee, only more ugly.
Nov 6th, 2006
miss shai
woww well hmmm. I don’t really give a crap about this white heifer but I still think you guys are being a bit harsh. Her dress was a bad choice and she does get over hyped but I still dont get what the big deal is…in either respect.
Nov 6th, 2006
bionic bunny
thanks for the love, gumbo.
and yeah, this look sucks, but the boobies are still nice, no?
Nov 6th, 2006
Showgrrrl
Awww… thanks Wally! You’re now entitled to fondle my favorite marabou feather pasties! Tee hee!
Why the hell does she have BLONDE roots with that nasty orange color over top? Does that mean she’s actually had that color for a long time? Sheesh…
And yes… you’re right. The boobies ARE still nice, Bunny.
Nov 6th, 2006
Chris
ANY MAN WHO DOES NOT THINK SCARLETT IS HOT IS IMMEDIATELY SUSPECT!
(Hey Walrus; that means your probably gay. No biggie, just stop hating on the ladies. Hint: Most of them are not, nor do they know your mother.)
THE DRESS AND THE HAIR…BOTH BAD.
Mar 12th, 2007
Blaine Stanczak
Hot Scarlett Johansson having sex
Private Sex Tape here:
http://scarlett–johansson-x.blogspot.com/?id=2035005&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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