Nov 7, 2006
Carrie Underwood Foxes Up the 40th CMA Awards
American Idol winner turned country superstar Carrie Underwood looked absolutely stunning at the 40th Annual Country Music Awards in New York last night. I mean, DA-YUMN. The Carrie I remember from American Idol looked more like Theodore the Chipmunk in a blond wig. This svelte, perfectly-coiffed starlet is a stranger to me. I’m pretty sure now that the inspiration behind her breakout song “Jesus, Take the Wheel” was “needing a free hand to masturbate while you’re thinking about Carrie in your car on the way to work, so somebody steer the damn car already.” Country music songs are always so true to life, aren’t they?
For a complete list of last night’s winners, click here.
More pictures of Carrie looking flawless after the jump.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Good morning Abby!
I could have been a svelte, perfectly-coiffed starlet, but alas, I was born a male and decided to go the straight route.
Nov 7th, 2006
Lil Jimmy
How about Faith Hill’s expression when Carrie beat her for female singer of the year? Priceless….
Nov 7th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…
Country music, I don’t know what country it’s from, but it sure as hell ain’t mine!
Nov 7th, 2006
trace
Yes, and she actually looked prettier than Faith Hill too!
Nov 7th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Atleast this chick lost some weight after winning American Idol!! That whale Kelly Clarkson should learn something from this country bumpkin.
P.S. Like Wally, I fucking hate country music, but I would knock the country out of this bitch…………
Nov 7th, 2006
abby
Yeah, Kelly Clarkson’s a big fat fatty. Ever heard of cocaine? It does wonders for a girl’s figure.
Nov 7th, 2006
sonya
She’s got a cute butt.
Nov 7th, 2006
oshkoshb'goshdamngosh
She’s got an ass like a black girl, that’s worth an award I guess.
Nov 7th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Oshy, I’ll give you an award, an award of Walrus two-ball lotion!
Nov 7th, 2006
Amanda Bynes Pics
Good for Carrie. I was big fan of hers’ at last year’s American Idol. I’m glad to see her making a a nice stride in the music business
Nov 8th, 2006
frewtloop
LMFAO! Yeah and I’m sure she’d be ‘champing at the bit’ for it, uh, Stallion.
Nov 8th, 2006
tt
PISS ON YOU FAITH….whats a matter..no longer the pretty country girl on the street???? Looks like your over inflated ego got the best of you - FOR ALL TO SEE!!! Now we all know what your really like - A SNOBBY BITCH! HEY…Maybe Tim will go out with sexy Underwood after he dumps your flapjack tit’s and fat child spilling ass!
T.T.Quick
Nov 8th, 2006
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