Courtney Love Loves Cock
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It turns out that sobriety isn’t everything Courtney Love thought it was going to be. The widow of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain claims that random sexual intercourse with strangers has become a thing of the past since abandoning the booze and heroin. She tell the Post-Chronicle:
“The only thing with sobriety is that promiscuity goes right out the window. I don’t have a boyfriend. This is the longest time I’ve gone without one. I wish I could hang with dykes, but I’ve got [cock] written all over my brow. I’ve had so many obsessive relationships.”
To be fair, I once had “cock” written on my forehead, too. But it was because I’d passed out at a kegger and some of my “friends” took turns decorating my face with a permanent marker, not because I’m a disgusting forty-two year old whore with the social graces of a mentally defective orangutan. My buddies also drew a couple of penises (replete with testicles) on both of my cheeks and put a swastika on my chin. The next day I scrubbed and scrubbed until my face was nearly raw, but no matter what I did, you could still make out the faint outline of marker on my skin. The best part was that I had a job interview the very next day, and they couldn’t reschedule, so I had to go with the remnants of swears and male genitals and anti-Semetic symbols still on my face. I quickly discovered that a blatant love of cock will only get you places in the music industry, because Bank of America had no interest in hiring me. Bastards.
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Walrus Gumboot
I wish Courtney Love would crawl into a six foot deep “hole” and die.
Nov 7th, 2006
trace
I totally did that same thing back in college! Keggers were so much fun!
Nov 7th, 2006
ApacheRose
Wow, in that picture up there, she really looks like a drag queen. (OK, so why is it that famous women look like drag queens, and famous men are all gay?! Really… someone should look into that.)
ApacheRoseLTC. Oh, yes. Yes, she does.
Nov 7th, 2006
Italian Stallion
One of my friends put a sticker on a Korean friends car that said “I love big cock” and he drove to his parents house with no idea it was on there. His mom (who barely speaks english)was outside and must have seen the sticker, and came in and asked him “What does this mean you like big coke, like coca cola?” That shit was hilarious, we laughed, and we laughed………..
Nov 7th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Stallion, I’m still laughing today!
Nov 7th, 2006
abby
I once wrote “I hate negroes” on my friend Christian Alexander Thurston the Third’s biology notebook, and some black guys saw it in gym class and beat the living fuck out of him after fifth period. We all laughed and laughed…
Nov 7th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, I’m still laughing today!
Nov 7th, 2006
sonya
“I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille”.
Nov 7th, 2006
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