Jessica Simpson in Jezebel Magazine
Jessica Simpson has a super-tanned and sexy spread in the December issue of Jezebel magazine. I’ve never heard of said magazine, but I do read my Bible three or four times a day, so I know that Jezebel was the wicked Israelite queen who fell out of her tower and got gobbled up by dogs. So I’m not entirely sure why Jessica’s showing up in a magazine with that moniker. Do pop stars with failed albums and floundering movie careers do a pictorial in this magazine before they “go to the dogs,” so to speak? Has Jessica recently fallen out of a tower window? Is she an idolotrous whore facilitating the decay of modern-day Israel? Nobody knows for sure. The one thing I do know is that Jessica Simpson finally looks sexy again, so I can go back to masturbating to sexy pictures of her instead of hitting up the Bible four times a day. It never quite filled the void, you know.
Enjoy the rest of the pics from the spread after the jump.
21 Comments, Comment or Ping
ApacheRose
But… she’s still ORANGE. And dumb. Can’t forget dumb.
Nov 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Why do Jessicas lips look like Angelina Jolies in all the pics in this spread?
Nov 8th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Why is my screen all sticky now? oooopssss…….
Nov 8th, 2006
Krizzatch
Walrus,
She’s performing an ‘air-suck’ on my clit. Flashbacks from last night, I guess.
Nov 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Krizzatch - I would like to perform a ‘real-suck’ on your clit… while you sit on my face, squirm around and moan like a harlot!
Harlot:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ harlot
Nov 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I don’t no where that “nothing” definition came from, (server Gremlins I’d guess)
Here’s the real definition of harlot:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ harlot
Nov 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I tried twice to get the definition of harlot linked, but to no avail. So forget it.
Nov 8th, 2006
pinky_nip
Young, dumb and full of cum. Just what the doctor ordered.
Nov 8th, 2006
sonya
ehhhh…what’s up, doc?
Nov 8th, 2006
sonya
Did dear ol’ dad take the pictures?
“Okay, now give me that ‘fuck me’ look like you do at home”.
Nov 8th, 2006
Krizzatch
No worries, WG - I know the definition, because I live it every day.
But for you non-educated redneck folk:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/harlot
Nov 8th, 2006
Laura
Jezebel is a rad magazine here in the ATL. Check it out…
Nov 8th, 2006
Zanna
Sonya..in the picture before the magazine cover, you can see “daddys” reflection in her eyes.
Nov 8th, 2006
sonya
@Zanna
…eeeeewwwwww
Nov 8th, 2006
bionic bunny
yes, but let us all give thanks for air-brushing.
Nov 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Thanks Krizzatch… and I still want you to smother me with your ass!
**NSFW** http://www.smother.com/ **NSFW**
Hi Sonya
Hi Bunny
Zann-za baby, You’re welcome for the Fish thing. I don’t understand why you didn’t post it over there as soon as you got it… to drum up traffic?
Nov 8th, 2006
Zanna
I dunno. I don’t really feel comfortable “promoting” it myself, I guess. I’ll link the name but I have a hard time with “hey..check it out…”….I’m shy like that.
Nov 8th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Z - “Shame” ain’t in my vocabulary, “but lovin’ me some Zanna” is!
Nov 8th, 2006
bionic bunny
hi back, gumbo
Nov 8th, 2006
Nolan Dimuccio
Jessica Simpson in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
VIDEO:
http://jessica-simpson-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=75913705&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
Hilton Bekhit
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