Luke Wilson and Kate Beckinsale Hate Each Other
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Not everybody finds actor/stoner Luke Wilson as charming and laid-back as People magazine’s “Sexiest” issue would have you believe. Specifically, actress Kate Beckinsale seems to hate him. Page Six reports:
“Both have fallen ill while shooting [their new film "Vacancy"], but the real problem is they can’t stand each other. One on-set source said Wilson is often hung over and late to the set, and when he does show, insists on bragging about “all the girls he hooked up with over the weekend and how drunk he got.” …Wilson is “outwardly rude and awful to Kate,” the second source said. He often doesn’t show up for “reversal” shots, where he is off-camera but needs to be there for Beckinsale to relate to when she speaks. Instead, he sends a stand-in. The situation became so tense last week that when it came time for Wilson to shoot his reversals, Beckinsale is said to have sent out a picture of herself with a note that read, “Read your lines to this - it will be better for both of us.”
I can only hope that “Vacancy” includes a steamy love scene, so I can read about all the awful things they did to one another pre-shoot. Like Luke eating a tuna fish sandwich or a raw onion before the big kissing segment. Or Kate smearing tabasco sauce on her pasties. Or maybe her hiding a bear trap between her legs right before the realistic dry-hump scene. Boy, metal teeth clamping on the head of a penis is some seriously funny shit! Funnier still if it managed to snag a testicle on the way shut. Then she could yell, “You’ve been pranked, Luke!” and kick him a couple times in the ribs. Funny shit.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
“One on-set source said”… what is an on-set source? Until the National Enquirer picks up on this story, I’m libel not to believe it!
Now back to Elle McPherson and her succulent nipples. I feel another batch of Walrus two ball lotion coming on.
Nov 9th, 2006
Italian Stallion
He’s like a real life Old School, thats fucking awesome……..
Nov 9th, 2006
pinky_nip
I’d fuck the godfather from here to next month and let him drink beer out of my bra. Fucking guy is HOT. Kate is a dried-up bitch. I’m just saying…..
Nov 9th, 2006
abby
Now, see, I’d let Kate drink beer from my bra and fuck her to next month and pass on Luke. We’re like Yin and Yang, you and I, pinky_nip.
Nov 9th, 2006
Mooshki
Since when did Luke and Owen become the same person??? Owen is the one in the “sexiest” issue.
Nov 9th, 2006
trannygranny
I fucking hated this guy from the moment I discovered he named his eyebrows after the names I gave my testicles
Nov 9th, 2006
nrrvus
I agree with Abby, Kate is hot and sexy, very do-able, he’s kinda greasy.
Nov 9th, 2006
pinky_nip
I like my men a little dirty. What can I say?
Nov 9th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Pinky- I haven’t showered in a week……
Nov 9th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Stallion - I’ll bet you smell like a horse?
Nov 9th, 2006
Autumn
I agree with pinky_nip!!! Luke is HOT. He is the sexiest man alive, I would OVER fuck the shit out of this “greasy” man!!!!!
Jan 16th, 2007
Jiggaz
pinky_nip, Does that mean pink nipples/areolae or pinky sized nipples?
Jul 14th, 2007
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