Nicole Richie Looks Fat

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It looks like that two-day stint in rehab worked a little too well for reality star Nicole Richie, because homegirl is looking fat. Fat, fat, FAT. Where is her clavicle? I can barely make out the bones of her sternum or her xyphoid process anymore. And is that a hint of — gasp — actual breasts? Mother of God. She’s hasn’t passed out in over a week and her hair is starting to take on a healthy sheen. Even those dark circles under her eyes have disappeared. I don’t know what’s going on here, but it’s gotta stop. Everybody knows that fat people are just disgusting.

More pictures of the fatty after the jump.

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For those of you who have or have had an eating disorder and plan on hurling angry emails my way, I’m obviously kidding. This is the best Nicole has looked in a long time. She actually looks — dare I say… pretty? So go back to sticking a toothbrush down your throat or ingesting laxatives or whatever it is you were doing this fine Thursday morning before you thought to write me a pissy note.

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22 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. I’ll tell you what, I’m fat and damn proud of it.
    I’m even sportin’ a nice set of jiggly “moobs”.

  2. Krizzatch

    WG, I’m surprised at you….
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moobs

    You always leave the links to rub it in my face of the huge vocabulary you have…

    Now if you’d only rub something else in my face, then we’d have a party.

  3. Walrus needs a “Bro” or a “manzire”***

  4. sonya

    She’s still waaayyy too skinny. I mean, look at her forearm in the last picture. That is some freaky shit.

    But I agree she looks better–it actually doesn’t even look like her. The dark hair makes her look healthier, I think.

  5. audrey

    She looks dead. No life in those eyes, and When was the last time you saw her smile? The dark hair, while fooling people into thinking she looks better actually is making her look old and used up.

  6. Krizzatch, it never dawned on me to Google “moobs”. You done good.

    I’m still going to ‘rub’ something all over your face!

  7. I think her dark hair looks good..goes good with her skin tone, I think.

  8. abby

    She’s still skinny as hell, but she does look better,too. I think in spite of her skeletal physique, she is actually kinda sorta pretty. She has nice eyes. Not to metion a clavicle to die for.

  9. sonya

    “kinda sorta”? That’s very non-committal.

  10. trannygranny

    Holy crap, she looks fuckable again!!!!!

    Of course, so does this ham sammidge I am eating.

  11. trannygranny

    Hey, in addition to a clavicle, do you suppose her cloaka is kissably soft?

  12. abby

    Hooray! Tranny! How I’ve missed you!

    Okay, Sonya — I’ll go ahead and commit to “pretty.”

  13. erica

    She does have a double-chin in the 2nd picture……..Still ugly, though.

  14. ana

    OMG!! ok i think u have problems!! like she’s still VERY skinny!! ur stupiid the onlyone FAT in here is YOU!

  15. Me

    anybody who took u seriously is an idiot! they all must be anorexics who thot u were for real!

  16. Juicy lucie

    skinny is nice, fat is vile, but at least fat people will die faster from lonelyness and depression. skinny people get more attention, and it’s good attention. DIE YOU FAT FUCKERSS!! i hate you!! you stink and we have to sit next to you on public transport, that’s just selfish…taking up two seats!! PAY TAX YOU POOR BASTARDSS!!!!

  17. JUST ME

    I THINK SHE LOOKS WAYYY WAYY TO SKINNY ANOREXIC. AND I RATHER BE FAT THAN SKINNY PERSONALLY I AM 5′6 AND WEIGH 137 AND I LIFT WEIGHTS AND I AM AN ATHLETE. SO UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU BITCHES LOVE LOOKING LIKE A SACK OF BONES GO AHEAD IF YOU THINK LOOKING LIKE THE HOLOCAUST VICTIMS FROM 1945 LOOK GOOD THEN HELL YEAH RIGHT ON!! STARVE URSELF GET YOUR SO CALLED “GOOD” ATTENTION AND BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU WILL BE NOTHING BUT A DEAD PILE ON BONES LYING UNDER THE DIRT.

  18. Katiie

    Excuse me i did starve miself and it makes yo0 feel better..i used weight 10 stone now i weight 8stone i am 14 and i feel so mucg better and it all cuz of nicloe i starved myself she help me without even knowing!!!

  19. Bella

    she looks great love dark hair! she has wonderful skin tone!

  20. anna

    i love what she is wearing over her shirts whats it called

  21. Robin

    she’s not fat but you shouldn’t be proud of being it! it’s not healthy and if you’re american it’s quite typical because to many of you are so fucking stupid, you don’t know a shit about the rest of the world. “oh america is so great” we are the greatest country in the world” yeah right….! if i’m correct over 62% weighs over the “normal”… that’s just unbelievable! well you probably know what i’m talking about :) “being fat = GLOBAL PROBLEM! Get som exorcise.

  22. Jason

    She is not fat. Thanks asshat Robin for point out the obvious.

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