Nicole Richie Looks Fat
It looks like that two-day stint in rehab worked a little too well for reality star Nicole Richie, because homegirl is looking fat. Fat, fat, FAT. Where is her clavicle? I can barely make out the bones of her sternum or her xyphoid process anymore. And is that a hint of — gasp — actual breasts? Mother of God. She’s hasn’t passed out in over a week and her hair is starting to take on a healthy sheen. Even those dark circles under her eyes have disappeared. I don’t know what’s going on here, but it’s gotta stop. Everybody knows that fat people are just disgusting.
More pictures of the fatty after the jump.
For those of you who have or have had an eating disorder and plan on hurling angry emails my way, I’m obviously kidding. This is the best Nicole has looked in a long time. She actually looks — dare I say… pretty? So go back to sticking a toothbrush down your throat or ingesting laxatives or whatever it is you were doing this fine Thursday morning before you thought to write me a pissy note.
22 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
I’ll tell you what, I’m fat and damn proud of it.
I’m even sportin’ a nice set of jiggly “moobs”.
Nov 9th, 2006
Krizzatch
WG, I’m surprised at you….
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moobs
You always leave the links to rub it in my face of the huge vocabulary you have…
Now if you’d only rub something else in my face, then we’d have a party.
Nov 9th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Walrus needs a “Bro” or a “manzire”***
Nov 9th, 2006
sonya
She’s still waaayyy too skinny. I mean, look at her forearm in the last picture. That is some freaky shit.
But I agree she looks better–it actually doesn’t even look like her. The dark hair makes her look healthier, I think.
Nov 9th, 2006
audrey
She looks dead. No life in those eyes, and When was the last time you saw her smile? The dark hair, while fooling people into thinking she looks better actually is making her look old and used up.
Nov 9th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Krizzatch, it never dawned on me to Google “moobs”. You done good.
I’m still going to ‘rub’ something all over your face!
Nov 9th, 2006
Zanna
I think her dark hair looks good..goes good with her skin tone, I think.
Nov 9th, 2006
abby
She’s still skinny as hell, but she does look better,too. I think in spite of her skeletal physique, she is actually kinda sorta pretty. She has nice eyes. Not to metion a clavicle to die for.
Nov 9th, 2006
sonya
“kinda sorta”? That’s very non-committal.
Nov 9th, 2006
trannygranny
Holy crap, she looks fuckable again!!!!!
Of course, so does this ham sammidge I am eating.
Nov 9th, 2006
trannygranny
Hey, in addition to a clavicle, do you suppose her cloaka is kissably soft?
Nov 9th, 2006
abby
Hooray! Tranny! How I’ve missed you!
Okay, Sonya — I’ll go ahead and commit to “pretty.”
Nov 9th, 2006
erica
She does have a double-chin in the 2nd picture……..Still ugly, though.
Nov 9th, 2006
ana
OMG!! ok i think u have problems!! like she’s still VERY skinny!! ur stupiid the onlyone FAT in here is YOU!
Dec 9th, 2006
Me
anybody who took u seriously is an idiot! they all must be anorexics who thot u were for real!
Dec 19th, 2006
Juicy lucie
skinny is nice, fat is vile, but at least fat people will die faster from lonelyness and depression. skinny people get more attention, and it’s good attention. DIE YOU FAT FUCKERSS!! i hate you!! you stink and we have to sit next to you on public transport, that’s just selfish…taking up two seats!! PAY TAX YOU POOR BASTARDSS!!!!
Apr 10th, 2007
JUST ME
I THINK SHE LOOKS WAYYY WAYY TO SKINNY ANOREXIC. AND I RATHER BE FAT THAN SKINNY PERSONALLY I AM 5′6 AND WEIGH 137 AND I LIFT WEIGHTS AND I AM AN ATHLETE. SO UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU BITCHES LOVE LOOKING LIKE A SACK OF BONES GO AHEAD IF YOU THINK LOOKING LIKE THE HOLOCAUST VICTIMS FROM 1945 LOOK GOOD THEN HELL YEAH RIGHT ON!! STARVE URSELF GET YOUR SO CALLED “GOOD” ATTENTION AND BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU WILL BE NOTHING BUT A DEAD PILE ON BONES LYING UNDER THE DIRT.
Jun 2nd, 2007
Katiie
Excuse me i did starve miself and it makes yo0 feel better..i used weight 10 stone now i weight 8stone i am 14 and i feel so mucg better and it all cuz of nicloe i starved myself she help me without even knowing!!!
Jul 16th, 2007
Bella
she looks great love dark hair! she has wonderful skin tone!
Aug 10th, 2007
anna
i love what she is wearing over her shirts whats it called
Nov 13th, 2007
Robin
she’s not fat but you shouldn’t be proud of being it! it’s not healthy and if you’re american it’s quite typical because to many of you are so fucking stupid, you don’t know a shit about the rest of the world. “oh america is so great” we are the greatest country in the world” yeah right….! if i’m correct over 62% weighs over the “normal”… that’s just unbelievable! well you probably know what i’m talking about
“being fat = GLOBAL PROBLEM! Get som exorcise.
Mar 31st, 2008
Jason
She is not fat. Thanks asshat Robin for point out the obvious.
Sep 22nd, 2008
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