Nov 10, 2006
Lindsay Can’t Keep Her Mouth or Her Naughty Bits in Check
I swore to myself that I wouldn’t do another Lohan post for a week, but then the damn paparazzi managed to score video footage of Lindsay calling Paris Hilton a “cunt,” and then I stumbled across these pictures of “Sailor Lindsay” and her nipples out for a night on the town. So I caved, alright? Sue me. Anyhow, someone needs to teach Lindsay how to properly don undergarments. And someone also needs to stuff their fist in that cock-holster of hers, tell her to shut the fuck up, and then hit her a couple of times with a baseball bat. And that person is going to be me. Just as soon as I do my time and lose this damn anklet monitor already.
More pics of the nippled sailor after the jump.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Which ‘cock-holster’ were you eluding to? She has three of them. Four if you count the hearing orfice and her current steady has a needle dick. (needle dick the bug fucker).
The heelless boots are getting on my nerves.
Nov 10th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Dem titties look good though, wait, who we talking about? Nevermind…………
Nov 10th, 2006
sonya
I like the big white arrow pointing to Davey Jones’ locker.
P.S.
Careful, it’s probably full of crabs.
Nov 10th, 2006
abby
“Davy Jones’ Locker” — that made me laugh out loud! Well played, Sonya! Well-played.
Nov 10th, 2006
Showgrrrl
AHAHAHAHAH crabs.
I wonder if crabs easily survive a firecrotch? Or do you think that it’s an ideal habitat for the little fiends?
Hmm… the things we ponder on a Friday…
Nov 10th, 2006
abby
By the way, “cockholster” was a reference to her mouth. The thing right below the “coke-inhaler.”
Nov 10th, 2006
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