Quickies: Black Velvet
Sexy, vaguely sadistic Eva Herzigova photo shoot. (Use My Computer)
Pam Anderson’s miscarriage prompted Denise Richard’s attack. (CelebNewsWire)
Britney Spears didn’t get those boobs breast-feeding two kids. (Hollywood Tuna)
Wanna see Sienna Miller topless? (Egotastic)
That’s not really Daniel Craig’s wiener in the new James Bond flick. (Celebitchy)
If Britney and Kevin are so over, then what’s that on her hand? (Seriously? OMG!)
Take a gander at country music star LeAnn Rimes’ aereolas. (Fatback)
Rhianna actually looks sexy, despite the massive forehead. (The Bastardly)
Kate Moss, Johnny Depp, Bono and Justin Timberlake all make appearances in the late Johnny Cash’s new video “God’s Gonna Cut You Down.” (MTV)
Ashlee and Lindsay best buds? Commence the festival of douchebaggery. (Gabsmash)
I’m sure Sofia Coppola will somehow suck the sexy right out of the Beyonce and Eva Longoria sex scenes in “Tipping the Velvet.” (A Socialite’s Life)
“Flushed Away” douses potty humor with a touch of adult witticisms. (Pajiba)
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Krizzatch
Why does Ashley Simpson always have that fucking annoying look on her face? Her and Hohan must be BFF or else they’re making out with each other (gag) because their lipstick matches exactly.
Nov 10th, 2006
abby
It’s called the “douchebag sneer.” It takes hours of practice. It’s a lot like “Blue Steel.”
Nov 10th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, what the hell? You posted 12 threads here. I don’t have time to read all of them now, because I have to back to having cyber sex with the deliciously hott Krizzatch.
I’ll post over the weekend… promise.
Hey Krizzatch, looking good!
Nov 10th, 2006
abby
I try to load you guys up so you’ll have plenty of good gossip over the weekend. No need to send me perfumed thank you notes or bouquets — booze will be fine.
Nov 10th, 2006
Showgrrrl
Anyone else think that the “Douchebag Sneer” on Ashlee is also starting to look a smidge like Owen Wilson?
I’m so excited to see what the increased-aging process is going to do to her. Fast Forward Faces!
Nov 10th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Sienna Millers boobs may be small, but at least they’re real!
Since she came of age, I’ve always wanted to hammer LeAnn Rimes. Now that I’ve seen her aereolas, I’m going to go out and by all of her albums. I’m not going to listen to them. That kind of music makes me wretch. (Ladies, see the effect boobies have on the average male)
Rhianna is hot! I have to attest to what Mick Jagger sang, “black girls like to fuck all night”!
Lindsay and Ashlee should crawl into each others snatches and die. And Ashlee Simpson is NOT worthy enough to be wearing a Doors shirt.
Nov 11th, 2006
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