Rod Stewart Likes His Looking at His Daughter’s Boobs
Singer Rod Stewart doesn’t seem to have any problems admiring his daughter Kimberly’s artificial rack. Britain’s Daily Star quotes Rod as saying:
“One of my daughters was a bit flat-chested so she had implants. She’s got a lovely pair now. Nothing wrong with it… “
Rod Stewart is apparently gunning for the “Most Disturbingly Deviant Father of the Year” award so long held by Joe “You Can’t Cover Those Suckers Up” Simpson. If my father ever even acknowledged that I had breasts, I imagine I’d throw up right there on the spot. Or maybe I’d start burning myself with cigarettes. Well, actually, I already burn myself with cigarettes, but that’s because Uncle Jimmy liked to watch me with his pants down while I was sleeping, not because my dad talked about my tits to the press. That’s just wrong.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
I had a girlfriend who was a bit flat-chested. She liked it anally. I didn’t put up much of a argument
Anally - see definition C:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/anally
To the editor (that’s you Foxy McSexington). Your Uncle Jimmy sounds like my kind of guy. He knows how to treat the bitches.
Nov 10th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Walrus: Are you sure it wasn’t a dude? Joke, you left yourself open for that one, couldn’t resist………
Nov 10th, 2006
Zanna
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gumboot
Nov 10th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Zanna:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hottie
Nov 10th, 2006
sonya
What is it with these creepy dads who talk about their daughter’s body parts?
Nov 10th, 2006
abby
My mom positively raves about my vagina. You can’t shut her up about it.
Nov 10th, 2006
Showgrrrl
Yeah, well MY mom got to see me spin tassles first hand, on a stage in front of 300 people, and didn’t throw up. Which, to me is slightly weird. No? Or is it different with moms and daughters and their bewbies?
Nov 10th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Stallion - I’m sure it was a natural born female. Small adams apple! Great pussy!!
Nov 10th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Hey Showgrrrl, I almost didn’t see you there.
How are those tassles twirling? I’d love a private show sometime!
I still enjoy you Krizzatch! Immensely.
Nov 10th, 2006
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