Nov 13, 20067
Claire Danes is Confusing
I found myself remarkably confused by these pictures of Claire Danes at the Magazine’s Out 100 Awards Party on Saturday. Part of me is repulsed by the jutting chin and the boxer’s nose, and then the other, bi-curious part of me is mesmorized by the fluid lace of the dress melding into the lines of her body. And then I feel all nauseous again when I hit the chest area, because, well… what the hell is it? It it a twelve year old boy, or a woman with a mastectomy? Does something so small and hardly-there even have nipples? I am becoming aroused by some horrible bi-gendered nipple-less freak? And I think you already know that the answer to all of these questions is, “Just leave me the bottle, please.”
More pics from the party after the jump.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Give Mr Gumboot a paper bag… then HE hits it!
Nov 13th, 2006
abby
For the vomit, or for her face?
Nov 13th, 2006
m
I always liked My So Called Life. She was great in that show. I like her better with red hair.
Nov 13th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, for her face AND then my vomit!!!
Nov 13th, 2006
sonya
You should not. ever. be able to see bones between your boobs. At least not your OWN bones.
Nov 13th, 2006
abby
Oh, Sonya — I love your rapist’s wit.
Nov 13th, 2006
okay...
man-stealing whore……..
Nov 13th, 2006
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