Nov 13, 20065

Tobey Maguire is a New Dad

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Actor Tobey Maguire officially became a first-time father over the weekend. People magazine reports:

Spider-Man star Tobey Maguire and his fiancée, jewelry designer Jennifer Meyer, welcomed the birth of their first child, a daughter, on Nov. 10 in Los Angeles.

And no, the chick up there with the veiny nip-slip isn’t his fiancée. It’s some actress named Dominique Swain. I decided against heading the post with a picture of Jennifer Meyer because I’m against “being ugly” simply on principle. So instead I found a no-name actress showing her nipple and figured what the hell and put it up. And there you have it, folks.

Anyway, happy birthday, baby Maguire. Hope that ugly gene skips a generation. Same goes for that “short and pasty” gene that ruined your father. It’s not your fault either way, though. You didn’t ask to be born, now did you? Thoughtless bastards.

The completely unrelated nippley reveal after the jump.

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Walrus Gumboot

    Tobey Maguire??? Wasn’t he the “show me the money” dude?

    I’ve seen way better tits then hers, just this morning, on my computer.

    Thanks so much ‘K’

    Nov 13th, 2006

  2. m

    I imbd’d her and she was in a movie called Lolita. Other than that, congrats Toby and Jennifer!

    Nov 13th, 2006

  3. abby

    Where the hell are my peeps?

    Nov 13th, 2006

  4. Tine

    Thank god for not showing a photo of that sea hag Toby calls a wife! She really is sinful.

    Nov 14th, 2006

  5. Lola

    I saw way better sips like a Tara reid’s slip and she is so dumb she didn’t even feel the strap go down she was probably drunk

    Feb 21st, 2007

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