Nov 14, 2006
Jessica Simpson Goes Grocery Shopping
Look closer — that’s not Natty Gan; it’s everyone’s favorite pop star punching bag Jessica Simpson. I wish she’d just give up already and gain fifty pounds and start wearing sweats all the time. I think it’d be easier for all of us. The slow, staggered death of what once was marketable T & A seems never-ending. I’m of the Jerry Seinfeld mentality — “Like a Band-Aid, right off!” Embrace your inner fat girl, Jess, and just let it all go.
More pics of a Depression-Era newsboy getting groceries after the jump.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Zanna
You know, not for nothing but Ralph’s is a grocery chain in Southern California according to this:
http://www.ralphs.com/homepage/index.htm
So what the fuck is up with the winter boots?
Nov 14th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Are those giraffe skin boots!… Where’s Pink when you need her!
Nov 14th, 2006
abby
She’s probably off “stroking her penis!” Touche.
Nov 14th, 2006
Italian Stallion
When she got to the fruit isle, she was shocked that they sold sex toys at the grocery store. Finally someone told her those are bananas………
Nov 14th, 2006
abby
So that’s what those are? God, am I embarrassed. No wonder the people at the grocery store were giving me such horrible looks.
Nov 14th, 2006
Zanna
This whole time I thought I had crabs and they were really just fruit flies?
Nov 14th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I can’t tell you how she found out what a cucumber was, it’s to personal……….
Nov 14th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I’ve got a cucumber hanging down between my legs!
Nov 14th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Sure Walrus…..You mean a sliced pickle, right, right?
Nov 14th, 2006
Krizzatch
I can personally verify…. it’s no pickle.
We’re talking zucchini here.
Nov 14th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Thank you Krizzatch.
Nov 14th, 2006
denise
hey wasss up babe iam going to be home latter
call me when u get in love yaa
xooxoxoxoxo
sexy ass lol hope your moreing was good
missed yaa i sew fluffy in the moring
he looked sooo cute my baby
Mar 24th, 2008
denise
hey perople u are mad fucking grouss she is shopping
oh my god i could not belive what i sew
what the hell is wrong with u people
u people need to get a life helloo
dont be sooo grouss
stick some thing eles between your
legs and get a life ohhhhh wait
u caint your legs are way tooo fat
and pickles have nouthing to do
with it u people
are sooooooooooo funny
soo what kisssssss my ass lol
Mar 24th, 2008
denise
babe wasss up i know u are working but i really misss
yaa like love yaa call me yaa and i saturday
i can like show u a pic
of me and my brother i know
u think is hottttttttttt
Mar 24th, 2008
denise
babe u soo got to read this
maybe lattter we can do a little somthing something lol
Mar 24th, 2008
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