Sarah Jessica Parker is Evil
Did you ever play that game “Bloody Mary” as a kid? You know, where you turn off all the lights and chant “Bloody Mary” into a mirror three times to see if you can conjure up something evil in the reflective beyond? Well, I did the same thing, only with my computer instead of a mirror — I dimmed all the lights chanted “Bloody Mary” three times into the monitor — and then these pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker at the “Deck the Halls” premiere suddenly appeared. I nearly pissed myself. I actually broke my arm in a frantic attempt to scurry away from the evil that had been hiding in my computer. Scary stuff. Just make sure you have some Holy Water or a crucifix handy if you plan on viewing any of these by yourself in the dark. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
More pictures of the unholy after the jump.
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
No argument there, except I always sit in the dark, all alone, by myself. Me and my little winky.
Nov 14th, 2006
abby
As long as you’re masturbating with Holy Water you should be cool.
Nov 14th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I’m an atheist.
Oh Yeeeah! I almost forgot, theres a new post over a Ferrets
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
Nov 14th, 2006
i heart lasagne
I wish everyone would lay off SJP - she is lovely - quirky pretty. Sorry, not everyone looks like Gisele or whatever your ideal of pretty is. I’m sure all the people critisizing her are supermodel material.
Nov 14th, 2006
Zanna
There is a Christian overtone to the posts today, Dear Abby. Holy Water, Crucifixes, Holy Moses and eye planks. I’m throwing caution to the wind and leaving my rosary at home today.
Nov 14th, 2006
abby
Oh, no, here come the fat girls again.
Nov 14th, 2006
Zanna
I knew they were coming when my coffee started to ripple. You know, like in Jurrassic Park.
Nov 14th, 2006
abby
Zanna, I knew it when suddenly all I could smell was doughnuts and sweat and shame.
Nov 14th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I knew the fat one was coming when my computer started to shake. She must have ran over, if it’s at all possible.Fat chicks are funny. I bet if we put some lasagne in a bear trap we could catch her, and get a good laugh…………
Nov 14th, 2006
Zanna
I hate the smell of shame. Smells like rotten chicken.
Nov 14th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Z - It tastes like it too.
Nov 14th, 2006
Zanna
Tsk…Awwww, Wally. *hugs*
Nov 14th, 2006
Kristin
Now that’s funny!
Nov 14th, 2006
Krizzatch
At least she’s not fat…….eww…
Nov 14th, 2006
abby
Right on, Krizzatch!
Nov 14th, 2006
coalharbourqt
Are you on drugs - SJP looks great! Who else can wear horizontal stripes and look that fabulous (ok, for that she is evil).
Nov 14th, 2006
Evilbasher
I Heart Lasagne!!! Get real1111 SJP is the ugliest women period!!!! And pure evil!!!!!
Jun 13th, 2008
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