Katie Holmes Buys Expensive Panties
Soon-to-be bride Katie Holmes dropped more than $3,000 on a bunch of sexy underpants at Le Bra Lingerie last week. MSNBC reports:
[Katie] paid more than $1,000 for a special “bridal collection” lingerie set, but a source said that many of her other purchases were of a more risque nature… among Holmes’ purchases was a $440 brassiere, a $220 garter belt and a matching lace thong and brassiere set for $555.
I don’t care how racy it is or how much it cost — unless they come attached to another man’s penis or a festooned with a pair of balls, Tom Cruise isn’t going to be all that interested. Fancy knickers won’t turn a gay man straight. It will only remind him that you have a vagina and therefore repulse him sexually. I know this for a fact, because I could never get my third husband to make love to me while I was wearing a peignoir or a negligee. He could only get it up if I was wearing flannel and glued on a fake moustache. At first I just thought maybe he liked “experimenting with texture,” but turns out I was wrong. He was just plain gay. Like Tom Cruise.
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Walrus Gumboot
Did MSNBC report if Katie bought any man-ssieres for Tom? Is getting up there in age and mens boobs do droop.
Nov 15th, 2006
Italian Stallion
No shit Walrus, what a fucking waste of money………..
Nov 15th, 2006
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