Quickies: Jedi Mind Trick

Nov 15, 2006

Star Wars vs. Battlestar Galactica. Somewhere, a dork just had an orgasm. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears knows that nothing improves the vitamin content of breast milk like a cigarette pre-nursing. (ICYDK)

Just finish those pork rinds and accept that your ass will never be as luscious as Jessica Biel’s. (MollyGood)

Check out those sexy Scarlett Johansson armpits. (Use My Computer)

If you aren’t watching “Friday Night Lights” or “The Unit” on Tuesday nights, you ought to be. (Pajiba)

Dave Chappelle must be all out of funny. (Metadish)

You can now feel free to hate LeAnne Rimes as much as you hate Faith Hill. (Gabsmash)

Matt Damon does Details magazine. (PopBytes)

Walrus Gumboot

We’ve been very busy this morning, haven’t we Abby?

Britney really seems to be enjoying the cool, refreshing taste of that smoke!

Can I hate LeAnne Rimes but still ‘hit it’?

I would like to have armpit sex with Scarlett Johansson!

Nov 15th, 2006
Krizzatch

That Britney is one classy lady.

Nov 15th, 2006
Krizzatch

That Britney is one classy lady.

Nov 15th, 2006
Krizzatch

Dammit, this is what happens when I get distracted by Scarlett’s lovely armpits.

Nov 15th, 2006
Italian Stallion

That Britney is one classy lady.

Wait, someone already said that, this is what happens when I smoke to much pot…………

Nov 15th, 2006
Krizzatch

Hey Stallion,
Pinky-Nip says you have a huge horsecock. I would love to see it someday!

Nov 15th, 2006
Italian Stallion

K- Wally is my friend, and for the time being, you are his girl….LOL

But if you must know, go to this link, and view my profile. The picture should be in there………

http://originalitalianstallion.blogspot.com/

Nov 15th, 2006
pinky_nip

I can share Stallion… only if I’m invited along!

Nov 15th, 2006
RichPort

Britney Spears: Thumbing her nose at science since 1981.

Nov 15th, 2006
Nikky

Brit shouldn’t be breast feeding anyway, she got them silicones in. She’s got the go ahead on a smoke.

Nov 15th, 2006