Claudia Schiffer Goes for Gold
Claudia Schiffer is the new metallic face of Accessorize’s Autumn/Winter 2006 campaign. Either she’s been exposed to a radiation leak, or else somebody spray-painted her entire upper body gold. Or it could just be bronzer. That stuff is supposed to give you a “golden glow,” right? Although that’s really less of a “glow” and more of a “incandescent blaze.” The good news is, with all that paint, you hardly even noticed her lazy eye. It’s a nice distraction. And you also forget that she’s like fifty. You know, Sharon Stone might want to look into the whole “body paint” idea. Or the whole “fifty sleeping pills and a bottle of scotch” idea. I imagine she’d look a whole lot better dead. You wouldn’t notice the wrinkles or the evil as much.
More ad campaign shots after the jump.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
pinky_nip
I think it’s terrible in this day-and-age of horrendous diseases without cures, that a team of scientists would dedicate a month to touching up these photos, instead of working on those diseases. Just terrible.
Nov 16th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Or perhaps she can just put some clothes on!
Nov 16th, 2006
Litelysalted
Ooooh. I fucking want that purse.
And that bracelet.
Nov 16th, 2006
abby
Yeah, the bracelets are hot.
Nov 16th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I got a ‘karat’ for her……
Nov 16th, 2006
sonya
“I like goooollld…”
Nov 16th, 2006
Noah
I think she looks great !!! ( she is only 36, that is not old ).
Why all the hate ?
is it jealousy ?
Nov 16th, 2006
lily
Simply amazing !!!
Nov 16th, 2006
Adam
I love claudia, i wish i could look as good when i’m older.
Nov 16th, 2006
Yossy
Damm, that is one beautiful lady .
Nov 16th, 2006
Yossy
Yes, Claudia is the original heidi klum.
( and the original is always better )
Nov 16th, 2006
Angry Ferret Jones
“Doctor Evil, can I paint her Winky gold?”
Nov 17th, 2006
Elaine
She looks hotter than all the 20 year olds I know!!
Feb 23rd, 2007
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