Nov 16, 2006
Lindsay Lohan Presents at The World Music Awards
Lindsay Lohan was in London yesterday as one of the presenters of the World Music Awards. She changed outfits a couple of times during the show, per the Lohan standard, but the one dress that really caught my eye was this opalescent mermaid-inspired number. Mainly because it’s so short I expected one of those bald labia of hers to flop out any second. Like kind of unfurl and dangle limply, flapjack-style, in the middle of one of her short-skirted strides across stage. Or I thought maybe at least some flames would shoot out or something. For Christ’s sake, it’s Lindsay Lohan’s crotch we’re talking about here. And it’s just an inch from that hemline. Scary.
More pics of Lindsay presenting in various outfits after the jump.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
I would lick it!!
Nov 16th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
P.S. She looks like Jo Ann Pflug in the first pic.
http://www.joannpflug.com/
Nov 16th, 2006
abby
I would douse it with gasoline and light it on fire.
Nov 16th, 2006
Zanna
LOL….
Nov 16th, 2006
Italian Stallion
That first picture doesn’t even look like her. Looks more like Kelly fatass Clarkson……..
Nov 16th, 2006
abby
Yeah, she does. And fat people are just gross.
Nov 16th, 2006
Italian Stallion
They smell funny too……….seriously
Nov 16th, 2006
nrrvus
She looks like the fat little boy on a candy wrapper or fast food sign. Billy Bush looks like he’s gonna hock a lugie on her.
Nov 16th, 2006
Tine
LOL - her face looks huge in the first photo! Maybe her and Kelly Clarkson should be Jenny Craig buddy’s!? Fat people smell like baby powder and fat girls grow hair on their chins - I bet Abby has noticed that on the fats!?
Nov 16th, 2006
Goliano
What are y’all, 5 years old?
Nov 20th, 2006
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