Christina Aguilera Cleans Up
Get a load of the G-rated version of Christina Aguilera perfroming at NBC’s Christmas in Rockefeller Center last week. No assless chaps, no bejeweled eyelashes, no nipples — nothing. Just a tasteful wrap over a demure sweater. The holidays always bring out the best in people, don’t they? What with all the obligatory drinking at all the festive parties. Oh, and then the inevitable drunken sex with one of your unattractive co-workers. And then the closet cutting to ease the shame of the uggo-sex, and then stealing from your grandmother to pay for some more coke so you can feel good about yourself again. You know, “holiday spirit.” And then the driving the wrong way down a one-way street with your eyes closed on Christmas Eve, telling God you just want to “make it all stop.” No doubt about it — the holidays are definitely my favorite time of year.
More un-naked Xtina after the jump.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Zanna
It’s like you’re in my head, you know that?
Nov 20th, 2006
abby
Zanna — you had me at “hello.”
Nov 20th, 2006
Zanna
you had me at “her labia looks like a hollowed out ballsac” *hugs*
Nov 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I don’t swear, I don’t smoke, I don’t drink!
God damn, I left my cigarettes at the bar!
Nov 20th, 2006
RichPort
Martha Stewart sure is looking thin lately…
Nov 20th, 2006
lady garden
she should get out of my jardin-cheap skank
Nov 21st, 2006
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