JLo Porno
You might be seeing a new side of Jennifer Lopez in the coming month — no, not the make up-free gremlin heading the post up there; the “splayed-open snatch getting pounded by various giant penises” side of JLo. Okay, not really her, but an adult film star look-alike. Whatever. According to Page Six:
Jennifer Lopez is about to be spoofed in a new porn flick that takes obscene liberties with her hit song “Jenny From the Block.” The XXX flick, titled “J-Ho: Jenny on the [Cock],” will be an adults-only parody of her career. Playing J.Ho will be Jasmine Byrne, a Lopez look-alike who previously starred in “Britney Rears 3″…
“Jenny on the Cock”? That’s the best they could do? Please. *I made my own list of Top Ten Jennifer Lopez Porno Names, all inspired by the titles of her hit songs and movies.
10. Laid in Manhattan
9. Angel Thighs
8. Shall We Dance… in My Pants?
7. Ain’t it Horny?
6. Anaconda
5. Monster-in-Cunt
4. The Wedding Boner
3. Jerk-Off Girl
2. Money Shot Train
1. Gigli
*Me, and a couple of drunks at the Box Seat who assisted in the creative process. A lot of genius in there.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
Jasmine Byrne & Britney Rears are my two favorite porn stars!
I wouldn’t mind having the real JLo’s big, sexy behind bouncing up and down on my penis.
Abby, you are on fire today!
The “Top Ten Jennifer Lopez Porno Names” are spot on!
Nov 20th, 2006
Angry Ferret Jones
I wouldn’t f*** that chick with Wally’s dick.
Nov 20th, 2006
RichPort
I would hit her so hard Selena would cum in her fucking casket. What about naming a porn after her album… On The Sex..? Fuck it, I like your list better.
Nov 20th, 2006
abby
That Selena bit brought tears to my eyes, Rich! You can’t go wrong with a corpse sex joke on a Monday. Well-played.
Nov 20th, 2006
Litelysalted
OMG… I was like, wait. Why do you have a picture of the girl who works at my dry cleaner’s on Yeeeah and then I put two and two together. Holy crap. Looks like Jenny from the Block is about due for her routine moustache waxing. Anaconda?!?!?! Laid in Manhattan?!?!? Bwa!!!!
Nov 20th, 2006
svnr
je taime
Jan 2nd, 2007
sdfs
J lo is afuckin beach.
Apr 21st, 2007
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