Nov 20, 2006
Mariah Carey Makes Wishes Come True
Mariah Carey was in attendance at the Make a Wish Foundation’s Wish Night Gala on Friday, appropriately attired like a whore. I don’t know any details of the event, or which little kid’s wish it was to meet Tubby McSlut in the flesh, but I can tell you for damn sure that if I had cancer and was only granted one wish I wouldn’t waste it on Mariah fucking Carey. I’d wish for something totally awesome, like a million dollars. Or maybe a jet pack. Those bastard cancer patients get all the sweet deals.
More pics of Mariah at the Gala after the jump.
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
If she’s trashy, sign me up for the sanitation department! I’d make her hum “Hero” while she polished the ol’ meat flute… I know many of you regard her as fat and ugly, and that’s ok. Call me a chubby chaser… she gives me a fucking chubby.
Nov 20th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
She made MY wish come true… all over my monitor!!!
Nov 20th, 2006
Zanna
She’s ORANGE.
Nov 20th, 2006
pinky_nip
I’m too busy to read the article… is it about the new balloon in the Thanksgiving Macy’s Day Parade?
Nov 20th, 2006
sonya
Is she embracing her blackness, or just wearing nylons? And I like that she’s posing between “Mattel” logos. What is she, Washed Out N’ Porky Barbie?
Nov 20th, 2006
Litelysalted
Oh fucking gross. There goes lunch. I mean, is she wearing pantyhose or is that the coloring of her actual legs??? I’ve been trying to lose 5 pounds before my high school reunion on Friday, I wish I would have had this photo a few weeks ago so I could have just looked at it whenever I got the urge to eat something. Hoodia be damned.
Nov 20th, 2006
p0nk
the poor kid was simply wishing for a flotation device so he could go swimming and the best they could do on short notice was to fly in Mariah Carey?
Nov 20th, 2006
Nikky
I wish she’d wear a haute suit, or a pair of jeans that didn’t cause her an instant y.i. I wish she was allergic to spandex. I wish she’d jump from the diva train…but do my wishes come true??
Nov 20th, 2006
Audie
That is one seriously bad picture of Mariah. She needs someone to sit her down and explain why she needs to wear better clothes. She tries way way way to hard to be sexy and comes across as just plain desperate.
Nov 20th, 2006
Purestank
Her anti-psychotic medication has caused her to balloon up over the past couple of years. But I like her curves myself. She may not be the hottest piece on the planet, but if there’s new pics out there, I’m almost always guilty of checking them out. Now if her ass had a nicer bubble, she’d definately give beyonce a run for the money.
Nov 21st, 2006
Tine
She looks like the Lion from the Wizard of Oz.
Nov 21st, 2006
Amy
You nailed it Tine, she is the Lion from the Wizard of Oz. And the way she tries to over compensate she doesn’t have an ounce more courage either. That whole father figure complex is really giving her relationship issues…
Nov 21st, 2006
j
boy i remember the days when i used to love this girls’ music. now i don’t know what happened to her. her albums are terrible and she dresses like a tramp. what is with you mariah? also, you black people need to leave mariah alone about being black or white its so damn old. let her be who she wants which is multiracial which is what she is.
Dec 9th, 2006
willow
i wish i could meet daniel raddcliffe
Dec 14th, 2006
james
looking damn fine, orange maybe but so sexy
Jan 7th, 2007
Caiek
So much spam (
Feb 3rd, 2007
Abi
Awesome, man
Feb 3rd, 2007
Edasi
Spam really sucks( delete it
Feb 3rd, 2007
grippa k griffiths
listen to this mariah i like ur style but where u at girl maybe u should show ur face some more round niggaz like me on some of that spiritual shit maybe we could enter the zone
Oct 14th, 2007
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