American Music Awards, Part Two

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Absolutely unequivocally without-a-doubt the best dress of last night’s American Music Awards belonged to American Idol runner up Katherine McPhee. Ho-ly Hell. It looks like all that bulimia has really paid off in spades for Katherine. She looks flawless. Great legs, sexy back, perfect makeup, and of course, an immaculately fitted dress with just the right amount of sparkle and sex appeal. I’d like to take this opportunity to mention that I would spank that tight little ass with every bit of McDeviancy I’ve got. I’m talking teeth clenched, sleeves-pushed-up, over-my-knee ass-branding. “Oh, yeah, you naughty little minx? Mommy’s going to punish you real good.” I definitely have the McPhever. In my McPants. I’m off to go McMasturbate. And then make myself McPuke, because after getting a load of Katherine in that dress, I’m pretty sure that bulimia is going to be the wave of the future.

More McHotness after the jump.

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Wow, she looks HOTT! She kind of looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones in that first picture. I’m going to have to disagree and say I don’t realy care for the whole batwing dress. But holy cow, Batman, she has nice legs.

  2. Katherine McPhee gives me a huge “American Idol”!!!

  3. blotto98

    I have a McBoner

  4. jo

    I don’t like the McWig

  5. I can’t think of one thing that I wouldn’t do to her……….

  6. Kristin

    If that’s what bulimia looks like, pass me the gagging spoon! Hawt!

  7. Cannibis is bliss

    Holy McShit!

    I’ll take 1 McPhee, on my face please!

  8. singlebullet

    Personally I can McTake or McLeave it—- I think she looked much better before this “overdone” McMakeover of hers. Before there was something original and different about her. Now, to me at least, she looks like every other girl you see in the McMagazines. Plus, I hate the McWork she had done to her McNose. I don’t see it as an improvement at all. She’s one more bulimic pulling her body apart piece by piece. In a year she won’t even be recognizable. It will all be spare McParts.

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