Britney Spears is Bisexual
Kevin Federline has accused ex-wife Britney Spears of being bisexual and “begging him for threesomes.” The Sun reports:
Federline, 28, will say [in court that] the Pop Princess regularly fantasised about women and was desperate to share one with him. The insider added: “Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally. She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome.”
I imagine the ménage à trois never came to fruition because Britney couldn’t find another woman interested in getting anywhere near K-Fed’s penis. Unless it was to point and laugh at it. I bet he plaits his pubes into corn rows and has found some way to get a little “bling” on his balls. The only thing less sexy than a threesome with K-Fed would be a threesome with Rosie O’Donnell and a partially-decayed walrus corpse. Fornicating with dead sea mammals and butch lesbians only barely edges out doing it with K-Fed, though. Now, if the walrus weren’t dead, I’d definitely go with with the Rosie/walrus option. But lucky for K-Fed necrophilic bestiality just crosses a line.
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bionic bunny
walrus is dead?
say it ain’t so!
poor gumbo, we hardly knew ye. *sniff*
happy thanksgiving, abby, and all you guys!!
Nov 22nd, 2006
Zanna
K-Fed is definately a deal breaker. But so are Britney’s cheeto stained fingers caressing my kitty. Okay….I’d get past that.
Nov 22nd, 2006
sonya
Hey, welcome back, my dear buns!
*Shudder* Having sex with Rosie O’Donnell *shudder*
The creepy thing is that the rotting walrus and Rosie would put out the same smell. Though I think Rosie might outstink the walrus.
Nov 22nd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
What the he is with Federline! It’s every mans fantasy to have an FFM sex romp. K-Fed is the gay one.
Abby, is this, “partially-decayed walrus corpse”, a shot at me for calling you and Zanna BITCHES yesterday.
If it is, I’m calling for a truce.
You armed with your ‘rapist’ wit and I’m stuck with this metal plate from the ‘Nam.
Nov 22nd, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
What the HELL is with Federline!
Nov 22nd, 2006
Karen
Seriously, is this really news to anyone? Most of Spears’ fans, me included, would give up their life savings to have a bisexual experience with Britney Spears.
Nov 22nd, 2006
Necro
I like sex with anything dead, including animals.
Nov 22nd, 2006
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