Brad and Angie Promote Vietnam
If you’re looking for an exotic vacation spot to visit this year, try sunny VIETNAM! “The land of ricefields and communism.” The low, marshy wetlands provide a terrific backdrop for a “canoe rides through the leeches” — and don’t forget about the omnipresent smell of “poverty and decay!” Spend your days touring underage brothels and the remnants of civilizations past, just like American actors Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.* “We give two thumbs way up!” says the celebrity couple. “Vietnam is the new Monte Carlo. Okay, maybe it’s the new Harlem… of the Orient… only smellier, with crappier food.” Reserve your flight today!
*not affiliated with the Vietnamese Ministry of Tourism or normal people
More pics of Brangelina on holiday in Ho Chi Mihn City after the jump.
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
crabbie
Haven’t those poor people suffered enough?
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Nov 24th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I hope they both get some kind of Vietnamese foot fungus………….
Nov 24th, 2006
sonya
Try the dog while you’re there, it’s delicious.
Nov 24th, 2006
Blondie
At least they did not have to make a wish on a Turkey Bone,
sitting across the Thanksgiving Day Turkey, and make small
talk with Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, while Brad’s
mother might have said, “Now, isn’t this nice?”
“I told you that we could ALL JUST GET ALONG!!!”
Brad, don’t talk with your mouth full.
Nov 24th, 2006
Dagny
Hilarious! I love it.
Once again you have made my day.
This is the funniest blog out there, and I read them all!
Nov 24th, 2006
italian stalion
you stupid idiot! thats not vietnam, thats India, asswipe
Nov 24th, 2006
Millie
I love this family.
Nov 24th, 2006
sonya
Hey, fake stallion, if you’re going to try to impersonate someone, at least try to SPELL THE FRIGGIN’ NAME CORRECTLY. Douchebag of unfathomable stupidity.
Nov 25th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
At least it’s not North Korea!!
Hey “italian stalion”, The first letters in your first and last name are supposed to be capitalized and there are two L’s in your last name?
You drank too much bong water I guess!
Nov 26th, 2006
emma
cool blog!
Apr 9th, 2007
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