Jessica Alba Goes Olsen

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Remember when Jessica Alba was the hottest freakin’ thing on the planet? Well, she’s suddenly morphed into 12-year-old-boy-nothingness. She looks like a sad cross between Hilary Duff and Mary-Kate Olsen. If corpses wearing plastic beads and giant sunglasses do it for you, then you’re in luck; otherwise, you ought to fly your flag at half-mast and toast to the Alba hotness that is no more.

This Bud’s for you, Jess. This Bud’s for you.

More skeletal fugliness after the jump.

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Who’s the goofy looking Mexican? Lucky border-jumping-dish-washing-roofing-fixing-mother-fucker………………..

  2. sonya

    Aw great, here we go again with another hot girl ruining herself.

  3. Cindylover1969

    She doesn’t look THAT bad. Come on.

  4. bionic bunny

    that bad as compared to what??

  5. He’s not mexican. He’s italian.

  6. Put a saddle on her and I would ride it!

  7. Antwan Peros

    Really sexy video with Jessica Alba found here:

    http://jessica-alba-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=24543624&s=y

    Full video!!!

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