Neighbors Call the Cops on Paris and Britney
New Paris-Hilton-BFF Britney Spears was photographed dressed like a sluttier version of the Chiquita Banana lady and leaving an American Music Awards afterparty at the Hilton home at the behest of local police. TMZ reports:
Police were called to Hilton’s Hollywood home after the heiress and new pal Britney Spears allegedly blasted music a little too loud for folks on the block. … [Word] leaked to paparazzi that the two blondes were planning on kickin’ it at Paris’ place after the American Music Awards. As the ladies arrived, a swarm of paparazzi unleashed a blinding flashbulb frenzy that lit up the whole neighborhood.
The first thing I’d do if I heard “The Stars Are Blind” or “Toxic” being blasted from the house next door is call the cops. Or maybe a priest who specialized in exorcisms. Or a mafia hitman. Or even that kid Jimmy who took a dump in an old shoe and put it in Principal Roderick’s mailbox last summer. Only I’d replace “dump” with “C-4 explosives” and “mailbox” with “Paris Hilton’s cooter.” That way, everybody wins.
More Britney looking like Cuban prostitute after the jump.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
silomontolomeo
She looks like a total prostitute!
Nov 24th, 2006
Italian Stallion
I’ll buy that for a dollar………..
About that mafia hitman, call me…………………….
Nov 24th, 2006
Kitty
Hmmm, too drunk that she needs help standing and walking? She should be home taking care of her children.
Nov 24th, 2006
bionic bunny
meth…
it’s not just for breakfast anymore!!
Nov 24th, 2006
Zanna
Hey..I’m 1/2 Cuban.
Nov 24th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I love Chiquita Bananas!
Nov 26th, 2006
Christine
That’s good Britney step away from one lowlife (your soon to be ex husband the mooch Federline), so now you start covorting with an even lower class…Paris Hilton.
Wake up Britney - try to befriend Reese Witherspoon or someone on her level - see what having class and being a mother is about.
Just think, once upon a time I used to like you.
Nov 26th, 2006
TINBASHER
I applauded Britney for dumping ol’ whatsisname, but now she’s basically just volunteering custody of their children. Either way, those two kids have some terrible role models. At least they can look forward to financial security with their VH1 celebreality shows their destined for.
Dec 30th, 2006
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