Guess which British rocker with a supermodel girlfriend and a heroin addiction got arrested over the weekend for drug possession? No, it’s not George Michael, and it’s not Sir Elton John — it’s everybody’s favorite limey fucktard, Pete Doherty. According to Britain’s Daily Mail,

Doherty — who has been undergoing court-ordered drug rehab after a string of arrests — was busted in London during the weekend for suspicion of possessing cocaine.

I’d rather the guy just overdose already. It’s hard to keep thinking up clever things to say about some loser who can’t even go two weeks without a drug arrest. It’s like Paris Hilton claiming celibacy for a year and then being photographed leaving Travis Barker’s hotel a week later. Or me swearing off alcohol and then getting so drunk at Thanskgiving dinner that I puked in the butter dish and punched Uncle Ned in the neck. No — wait a minute — you don’t know all the details yet. You weren’t even there. It’s just that Ned’s so uppity for a guy with no job. Okay, yeah, and he’s got multiple sclerosis. So what? And his wife left him last Christmas. Big fuckin’ deal. He’s not the only one with problems, you know. Pete Doherty got arrested this week. And Kate Moss might be pregnant. And Kelly Clarkson is fat. Suck on that, Uncle Ned, you big crybaby puss.

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