Kate Moss Hates Kids with Cancer

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Supermodel Kate Moss recently gave the finger to some little kids with cancer and their pissant charity. Britain’s Daily Mail reports,

She snubbed a lunch for the children’s cancer charity CLIC Sargent last week, even though the Burberry-sponsored event had been brought forward a day so Kate could be there.

Who has time for kids with cancer anyway? Especially when there are more pressing issues facing Kate Moss than pediatric maladies. Things like where can I get some more coke? Or when are we doing coke again? And what about Why does it burn when I pee? and How soon ’till we do coke again? Weighty stuff. Anyway, everbody already knows that cocaine trumps cancerous children any day of the week. Just like my mom always told me.

8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. I know how she feels, I hate kids with disablities, fucking retards…………..

  2. Why should she have lunch with a bunch of cancer kids…

    She has “death boy” Pete to love!

  3. Alix

    Doesn’t matter, she’ll be dead soon, from her toxic fucked up teeth.

  4. bionic bunny

    aw, don’t worry about the kids. you know how fast they bounce back.

  5. sonya

    Bunny, you’re totally correct! I shoved one off the top of City Hall here in town, and you shoulda SEEN that kid bounce!

  6. rebecca

    If anyone in this world is completely overrated, it is kids with cancer. Kate cant be everywhere all the time and the coke is just her way of trying to please everyone. I hope she took a nod in a long bath all afternoon.

  7. Kristin

    Who gives a shit how she treats the cancer kids. She’s skinny as hell, with a BMI of 14 and that’s all that matters. What would you rather have as your cancer kid’s best friend, a fat saint or a skinny cunt? Cancer kids luv skinny coked out models by golly.

  8. Peter North

    cancer kids can wait. these kids sprout like mushrooms so there’s still more from where they came from. Kate Moss will still have plenty of them. Coke rocks! So do mushrooms

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