Nov 27, 2006

Rachel Bilson Hits Hyde

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“The O.C.’s” Rachel Bilson spent Friday night partying at Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan playground Club Hyde. I didn’t know that you could frequent this Hollywood hotspot not attired like a hooker. I thought they had rules about that sort of thing. At least requiring visible nipples or no panties or maybe a cum shot to the face upon entry. And Rachel looks so wholesome and clothed and not coked up here. Like she could be on her way to a five-year old’s birthday party. Or on her way to my bedroom with a lariat and some licorice pasties in her back pocket. Oh, that’s right, missy. That little capelet doesn’t fool me one bit. She’s a naughty little slut. Rowr.

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Walrus Gumboot

    She almost has a hole in her right pant leg by her knee… so she’s cool to go into Hyde!

    Nov 27th, 2006

  2. Zanna

    Look at her blatently walking on Andy Garcia’s star.

    Nov 27th, 2006

  3. Italian Stallion

    What’s with the butt-ugly friend. She’s cute enough she doesn’t need the token ugly girl to make her look better…………

    Nov 27th, 2006

  4. Zanna

    Hey, Stallion, is that some kind of slam because I need TWO token ugly girls to make me look better? Ohhhhh, I hate Dayquil it makes me edgy.

    Nov 27th, 2006

  5. Italian Stallion

    Zanna, I’m sure you don’t need any ugly chicks to make you look better. Plus you have a shaved pussy and that’s all that really matters…………

    Nov 27th, 2006

  6. abby

    I have to shave my pussy on account of the open oozing sores. Does that still count as hot? I mean, it’s a vagina, and it’s hairless. So, hot, right?

    Nov 27th, 2006

  7. Walrus Gumboot

    Abby, you would even be hot if you shaved your ass and walked backwards! :grin:

    Nov 27th, 2006

  8. sonya

    Abby, doesn’t the shaving cut the open sores even more? Maybe if you just stopped shaving, the sores would close up. Then, without any outlet, they’d just swell up with pus and it’d look like you have balls and you could look like a hermaphrodite! I mean, who DOESN’T want to have both sex organs?

    Nov 27th, 2006

  9. bionic bunny

    oozing sores are SO in right now!

    Nov 27th, 2006

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