Nov 29, 200634
Lip Reading with Celebrities
Tags: Rihanna
Do you recognize the above celebrity lippage? You could probably tell from the diminutive size and the lack of inflamed hair follicles that it’s not Britney Spears. Also, no freckles or fire, so it’s not Lohan; and no open sores, so it’s not Paris, either. Ooh, this is fun! You’re never gonna guess! Okay, one hint — she’s got the biggest forehead in the business. Seriously, you could show movies on that cranium. It’s massive.
The big reveal and additional non-lippy pics after the jump
It’s Rhianna! In concert in Scotland!
34 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
I think it’s hurting her. Look at her face in the second picture. Either that, or she just realized how much she sucks.
Nov 29th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
THIS IS THE FOURTH FUCKING GODDAMN TIME I’VE TRIED POSTING THIS COMMENT!!!
Why won’t it take so I can get on with my miserable existence?
I personally don’t know who Rhianna is… but I wouldn’t mind sticking my tongue way up into her nether regions!
Nether:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/nether
ONE MORE TIME, AND I AM NEVER, NEVER, EVER COMING BACK TO THIS SITE, EVER!
I shouldn’t have to spend upwards of 30 minutes trying to get ONE measly comment posted?
Those fucking ads are there like clockwork! Changing! Buzzing! Annoying!… I can’t get a comment to post!
PHIL…. SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE ABOUT IT !!
Nov 29th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Well, well, well… Will wonders never cease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 29th, 2006
abby
Wally, seriously, buddy, nobody else seems to have so many problems posting here! Do you think it might be your computer? Do you have a mac?
Sonya, it hurt me just looking at it. The real trick is figuring a sexy way to stuff it back in without the audience noticing. I think it called for a “Ravishing Rick Rude” crotch slam.
Nov 29th, 2006
STALLIANO
LOL @ Walrus……..the saga continues buddy
This bitch doesn’t have a for forehead, she has a fucking fivehead………..
Nov 29th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Abby, no, I have an HP 9880
1.5GHz Pentium4 processer
640MB RDRAM Memory?? I upgraded it awhile back. I’m not sure if I have that much… or more? (and I don’t know where to look to find it.)
80.0GB Hard Drive
I just put in a new network card this weekend.
Nov 29th, 2006
sonya
Okay, that rules that out. The only other explanation is that you’re nuts. Cheers!
Nov 29th, 2006
wenselao
Mmmmm not to bad ajajajajaj
Nov 29th, 2006
lrm216
Wrong, wrong – that is NOT her vagina at all. She has on stockings – check the pics and that is a hole where the crotch panels meets the stocking. Happens all the time with dancers’ stockings as well as regular panty hose. Sorry to disappoint y’all.
Nov 29th, 2006
abby
Well, then, how do you explain the other side? And how are you so well-versed in women’s pantyhose?
Nov 29th, 2006
sonya
And the crotches, no less.
Nov 29th, 2006
Kristin
Who dis hoe wit da fat suckin stripper hose on? Did she borrow those from Kirstie?
Nov 29th, 2006
sarah
Irm216 is right, that’s definitely pantyhose on the right, not a labia. On the right, that is not that big of a deal. it’s just the skin between your vagina and your thighs. if someone were to reveal that, it wouldn’t be THAT shocking.
And you don’t need to be a stocking expert to know this, you just need to be a female who has worn pantyhose sometime in your life.
Nov 29th, 2006
sarah
P.S. Walrus – this site is actually the fastest website I’ve ever posted on as far as comments..I’m quite impressed my comment is up like less than one second after I press ‘Submit’!
Nov 29th, 2006
sarah
Have you considered that the problem is that you have a shitty, virus-infected windows computer? HP’s are so bad.
Nov 29th, 2006
bionic bunny
btw, abby, it’s got nothing to do with macs.
i won’t touch a pc, and i never have any problems.
irm could be right. dancers and skaters get some damn nasty hosiery!
although it’s better than it used to be, thank goodness for lycra!
Nov 29th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
sarah – It’s all about my lackadaisical attitude towards life in general that causes everything I do or touch to go apeshit!
Lackadaisical:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=lackadaisical
P.S. 8 times out of 10 Yeeeah usually performs flawlessly. It’s those 2 times that really seem to upset me!
Nov 29th, 2006
abby
Yeah, it’s totally pantyhose. I never wear pantyhose, so I completely forgot about the uber-sexy crotch panel. Well, if you squint really hard at the right side of her genitals, and zoom in 500%, you see the beginning of what might could possibly be the outer eighth of a labie. So, woo-hoo! Vaginas!
Nov 30th, 2006
Phil
Wally, we just moved the site to a brand new kick-ass server. I had to sell my mother on eBay to afford it so I hope your posting troubles are finally over.
Nov 30th, 2006
lrm216
Abby – I am well versed in female hosiery because I have been wearing it since I’ve been 13 or so (and hating it, as well). Seeing that I’ve got grown daughters, that’s been a very long time.
Nov 30th, 2006
Dimitrios Pop Art
What a fantastic lippage shot! Howya guys did it! Super
Nov 30th, 2006
Tambo
It looks like a panty liner.
Nov 30th, 2006
bigbrother
Sadly, Wally’s PC is need of some serious service if he has any problems with the advertising on this site, simply because they are slim to none for me!
Wally, why not try taking some responsibility for yourself by cleaning up your own PC and most importantly get the right protection software installed & configured.
This way, you can stop bashing the site owner (Phil) when it’s nothing more than your very own fault for lack of education and/or awareness or simply being too damn lazy with your own PC.
If you plan to continue visiting this site, I suggest you get serious about your out-dated P4 with 640MB of memory.
When you do this, everyone wins!!!
You’ll find yourself in a much happier place while reading the latest celebrity gossip and looking at all the pretty pictures without wasting space & bandwidth with all your bitching!!
My regards go out to Phil for providing us with such a nice site~
Dec 1st, 2006
bigbrother
Oh, I almost forgot!
Wally, If you would like some additional assistance on how to accomplish this with your PC and what to install as for protection software, please let me know.
After all that, it’s the least I could do for you~
My apologies go out to anyone if you are or were offended by my post!
Regards~
Dec 1st, 2006
mark
how can anyone think that it’s labia, it’s obviously the crotch of her pantyhose. very sexy I must say, I’d love to smell those hose after that performance.
May 9th, 2007
franko
show better close ups…….please
Aug 31st, 2007
Turbulent Lord
Saw this pic some months back and sorry to disappoint after examination and rexamination and a few other second opinions that is all panty hose….
Sep 7th, 2007
real
Thats her panty hose, you morons! Perverted so-called men, the next time you go shopping assuming you dont have any women and no hose on hand in your home, check out a pair of womans pantyhose. that is the sew in part that is in the crotch area of the hose. You people are fucken sick
Nov 4th, 2007
Jay
That’s obviously the crotch-pad of the pantyhose…
LOL
and for that guy who asked someone how came he was so well-versed in womens’ pantyhose: that probably because he’s laid eyes on stuff like that before… LOOOOOOOOOL. Unlike some people…
moron…
Nov 4th, 2007
subcorpus
i dont think its hurting her … not even in the second pic …
i just like it …
who doesnt ? who in right minf wouldn’t … ???
Nov 20th, 2007
JENNY
THAT IS NOT HER VAGINA LIP!!! IT IS A TEAR IN HER PANTYHOSE AND HER SKIN IS LIGHTER THAN HER PANTYHOSE SO IT LOOKS LIKE LIPS BULGING OUT BUT ITS NOT!!!! IT IS JUST A SIMPLE HOLE NEAR HER PRIVATE AREAS JUST SHOWING SKIN AS HARMLESS AS THAT ON AN ARM OR YOUR FACE!!! GET OVER IT PEOPLE!!!!!!
Dec 9th, 2007
Ben
I would agree with Jenny and Real its so obvious you can see the pantyhose quite clearly where they get darker i the little nooks in between her legaroonies.
The fact that this picture was the first one doesn’t mean it was taken first and i doubt her vaginal lips would be that saggy and stretched like Paris Hiltons or Britney Spears or Lyndsey Lohan. I would imagine that she would have some but not alot of neatly trimmed pubic hear, besides i don’t think shes all that kind of girl.
As for Paris, Lyndsey and Britney they have to air out their nether regions as too much friction can cause fire, someone should suggest that they may need a nice big fan on there saggy patch of flesh like you get on your intel chip in your computer.
I would blame these 3 for this sort of culture that has sprung up now every guys desire is to see famous womens vaginas, to these people i would suggest watching porn because these 3 sagbags are far from nice to look at.
As for Rihanna she is a respectable singer who i’m sure would want to stay that way.
Jan 9th, 2008
bobo13
lmfao,
“As for Rihanna she is a respectable singer who i’m sure would want to stay that way.”
…yeah… about as respectable as a gorilla…
Mar 14th, 2008
boy232
i would love to get up there
Nov 15th, 2008
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