Nicole Richie Blindsides Rachel Zoe
Nicole Richie took inspiration from Page Six and posted a thinly-veiled “Blind Item” on her MySpace page accusing her recently-axed stylist, Rachel Zoe, of having an eating disorder. From Nicole’s MySpace:
“BLIND ITEM:
What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 pieces of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publicist instead of a nutritionist?”
Yeah, that’s obviously about Zoe. No mystery there. Kind of like that time I wrote “Guess which balding, slightly-overweight accountant is really a gay who likes touching himself while looking at the boy’s sleepwear section of the Penny’s catalog?” about my third husband on my MySpace page. Well, not really my “MySpace Page” per se. More like “on the resume he had inside his briefcase.” And no, he didn’t get the job. And the accounting firm might have called the police. Blind Items are really a lot of fun for everyone.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
You must have REALLY loved your third husband?
Nov 29th, 2006
sonya
“35 year old raisin face”? That’s priceless.
Nov 29th, 2006
abby
She does have a raisin face. Look at this:
http://static.flickr.com/65/211902317_85cf49bf21_o.jpg
It’s awful.
Nov 29th, 2006
sonya
Whoa! Creepy! My 51 year old mom looks much better than her!
Nov 29th, 2006
Tine
I agree - raisin face is a classic. I don’t believe that Rachel Zoe is really 35 though - she’s totally lying. I’d put her at 45.
Nov 29th, 2006
abby
Or possibly “living undead.” I don’t think they keep chronolocigal years.
Nov 29th, 2006
haa.
someone send the girl some free botox.
May 24th, 2007
Fillup
Nicole is a vile filthy nasty nasty skank, bar none.
Mar 26th, 2008
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