Quickies: Fruit Salad

More Britney beaver. (Evil Beet)
A mysterious illness might keep Greg Wiggle out of the Wiggle Concert Tour. You’re fucking up the band, Yoko! (Celebitchy)
Hilary Duff files down those equine chompers. (Hollywood Tuna)
Beyonce’s new video “Listen” debuts tonight at 11 on MTV! Enjoy a little taste on You Tube. (You Tube)
It’s not a 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin’ cop, but Snoop still gets arrested. (Gabsmash)
Estella Warren experiences the glory that is Lance Armstrong’s good testicle. (Fatback)
“Bobby“ needed more boobies. Or maybe a better director. (Pajiba)

4 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Ugh! The Wiggles! Freakin’ weirdo quasi-homos. Someone gave my son a Wiggles piano and guitar last Christmas, and I hid them in the closet until I could sell them on eBay. That STOOPID song is stuck in my head, thanks a lot, abby!
“Yummy yummy yummy yummy fruit sa-LAD! Fruit salad…”
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“It’s not written on the paper, it’s on the wall, National Guard!!! Smoke from all around!”
You rock, abby.
Nov 29th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I would now allow Hilary Duff to “mouthafy my wang”!
Snoop Doogie Dogg is going to do time in the ol’ gray bar hotel!
Lance Armsrong needs a friend besides Matthew Mcconaughey.
The ‘Fruit Salad’ you spoke of refers to those gay shirts the Wiggles are wearing??
Nov 29th, 2006
emma
cool blog!
Apr 9th, 2007
Timoty
cool blog!
Apr 16th, 2007
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