Nov 30, 2006
Jessica Simpson Gets Her Ruffle On
I don’t know what it is with Jessica Simson and fucking ruffles. She managed to ruin a perfectly good old-school sexy look yesterday on the set of “Blonde Ambition” with her giant ruffled lapel. Otherwise, Jess would have looked really hot. But instead all I can think is that she should have swapped that fancy red purse for a My Little Pony lunchbox and maybe put her hair in pigtails. You know, for consistency. And that outift would be even hotter, wouldn’t it? Stick a lollipop in her mouth, some black and white saddle shoes on her feet, and put me in an unmarked van outside a playground, and it’s on, baby.
More ruffle-y Jessica after the jump.
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
I’m into the “Birthday Suit” for her, that would be cool………….
Nov 30th, 2006
Zanna
Yea, the ruffle is the one thing that wrecks this too. Her makeup looks good, killler bag and shoes. The ruffle just…blech.
Nov 30th, 2006
abby
That’s the best she’s looked in a while, and she totally fucked it up with the ruffle.
Nov 30th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
I want her to wrap those red lips around my manhood!
That’s all I want.
Nov 30th, 2006
juiicyscoop
She actually looks fabulous in this picture!
Nov 30th, 2006
Zanna
I want that purse so bad.
Wally, you’ve been drinking in the morning again.
Nov 30th, 2006
sonya
I dunno…her lips are kind of flourescent red. THe first thing I thought of was she kind of looks like Anna Nicole in that first picture.
Nov 30th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
No Zanna… I just horny!
I need a picture of a pair of cupid bow lips to quench my urges!
Nov 30th, 2006
abby
They make something called a “pocket pussy,” Wally. I think it’s right up your alley.
Nov 30th, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
“Pocket pool”… “pocket pussy”, it’s all the same!
Speaking of ‘right up my alley’, I did go bowling yesterday!
Nov 30th, 2006
Bubble Over
I love how she is all red
Nov 30th, 2006
Italian Stallion
Wally’s a regular ‘King Pin’ huh?
Nov 30th, 2006
Zanna
Oh. My. God. Stallion, i was joking with my friend mary in the elevator today because her husband has to wear this wierd cast on his arm…made a king pin reference and did that V thing with my tongue….She was pissed. I however, laughed.
Nov 30th, 2006
Ruby
In the first pic, Jess looks like she is going to break into a rendition of “Send In The Clowns”.
Dec 1st, 2006
Tine
LOL - my sister has that coat in black - and it’s acutally a cool coat - maybe the red is making it look like lady folds? The coat is from Urban Outfitters by the way…
Dec 1st, 2006
Chickadee
Why don’t this child grow the hell up! That is just why no major movie studios want to deal with her stupid ass!!!
Dec 1st, 2006
whitnee
actually, the coat is her own brand, not from Urban Outfitters…and I think the ruffle makes it look feminine. I’m not a fan of the red, but I just purchased it in Ivory and I am absolutely in love with it.
Feb 5th, 2007
CHERYL
WHITNEE-
WHERE DID YOU PURCHASE IT IN IVORY? I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW FOR THIS JACKET!!!
Feb 21st, 2007
CHERYL
WHITNEE-
PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU PURCHASED THAT JACKET??? I HAVE SEARCHED HIGH & LOW FOR IT! HELP!
Feb 21st, 2007
whitnee
I didn’t realize anyone replied, so it is probably gone now, but I got it at Macy’s/Marshall fields, not sure which one it was at the time.
Aug 2nd, 2007
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