Danny Devito Drunk on ‘The View’
If you haven’t seen actor Danny Devito making a drunken ass of himself on “The View” earlier this week, you should click here before you continue reading. Devito apparently had been out all night partying with George Clooney and was still suffering the after-effects of binge drinking on the early morning talk show. The Sun reports:
The tubby star was promoting his new movie Deck The Halls… Danny curses his seventh limoncello (a lemon liqueur) from the previous evening and launched into a an extended, Three Stooges-esque, rant against US President GEORGE W BUSH… BARBARA WALTERS, appeared visibly uncomfortable as the interview progressed.
I have to say I was pretty disappointed in Danny’s “drunken outburst.” He didn’t seem all that drunk to me, really. It was like watching a bald Robin Williams instead. Same sort of random incoherence and overenthusiastic rambling. Now, when I have a drunken outburst, you better believe you’ll damn well know it’s because I’m drunk. No doubt about it. I’m talking slurring swear words, showing my tits, throwing my drink in in somebody’s face, shouting, showing my tits, crying, falling down, and showing my tits. And then maybe some more showing my tits. Just like at my cousin’s wedding last year. Now that was a good time. Until the cops showed up and my car was impounded and Uncle Morty had a heart attack. Danny Devito just needs to learn how to loosen up a little.
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oshkoshb'goshdamnnit I'm Cool
I think a cashmere Jesus could make Barbara Walters uncomfortable. I mean, he was just jolly and cute, like a little drunk leprechaun.
I was hoping for something more along the lines of Steve-O on the Adam Carolla show, or Ashley Simpson at McDonalds-drunk.
Like if he gave Rosie O’Donell a big kiss and then threw up in her mouth and she said it tasted like pizza. That would be some good TV right there, boy-howdy.
Dec 1st, 2006
abby
Boy-howdy. Osh, being from Tennessee, I do enjoy a good “country-ism” now and again. Well-played.
Dec 1st, 2006
oshkoshb'goshdamnnit I'm Cool
And being from Louisiana, I enjoy a little cuntry goodness myself. With gravy.
Dec 1st, 2006
Ruby
The mental images of him and Rhea “utilizing” every possible space of the Lincoln bedroom is fucking GROSS!
Dec 1st, 2006
RichPort
Little drunk people make me laugh… except for Joe Pesci… that little fucker scares me…
Dec 1st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
How tall are those women on the View?
DeVito has to be what, 6′ 1″… 6′ 2′ tall? The totally dwarfed him!
What kind of a man drinks “limoncellos”?
Dec 1st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
They totally dwarfed him too!
Dec 1st, 2006
bionic bunny
oshie, you’re southern and you had to ask why dunst uses bacon fat instead of shampoo??
we use bacon fat for everything! i still have a bacon fat can… how do you make good cream gravy without it??
wish i was in the land of cotton….
Dec 1st, 2006
sonya
DeVito is 6’1″…6’2″ in his wildest dreams.
Dec 1st, 2006
Mary
Like who haas not gone to work the day after! America has to look at the real!
Dec 3rd, 2006
oshkoshb'awesome
Bunny, yes, you need some good, week-old bacon fat to make cornbread and/or gravy. I’m just not sure in what part of the South they make gravy in their hair. Maybe Arkansas?
Did I mention you share a name with my favorite vibrator?
Dec 3rd, 2006
Audrey
I think he was hilarious! Cute little guy…
And an Italian man drinks limoncello. Duh
Dec 6th, 2006
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