Dec 1, 200627
Kirsten Dunst, Ass-less Wonder
If you thought the front side of Kirsten Dunst was bad, have a looksie at the rear view. Or lack of rear view. I’m not sure if there’s such a thing as an “inverse ass,” but if there is, you’re looking at it, folks. It’s like someone took a shovel and just pounded away until all definitive curves were gone, and then affixed a piece of cardboard to what was left of it and secured it with some duct tape. And then maybe somebody took a steamroller to it three or four or twenty-seven times. Wow. It’s such a mystery to behold. On the plus side, though, you can’t see her teeth from this angle. Unless the light hits her mouth just right or there’s a full moon or something.
More of the assless wonder after the jump.
27 Comments, Comment or Ping
Walrus Gumboot
That is butt-ugly! Ha! Ha!
Dec 1st, 2006
Zanna
I like how she went to pick up her hat and then left it there.
Dec 1st, 2006
oshkoshb'goshdamnnit I'm Cool
More importantly, why does she use bacon fat instead of shampoo?
Dec 1st, 2006
RichPort
Good one Wally, hee hee. I would love to kick this nasty bitch in the face, but I’d scratch my new shoes.
Dec 1st, 2006
RichPort
By the way, who’s the girl with the lovely ginormous rack in the last pic? Yummy.
Dec 1st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Rich, I’ll bet those juggs are real too?
Dec 1st, 2006
abby
That’s me. I was just there to make fun of Kirsten and look prettier than her.
Dec 1st, 2006
oshkoshb'goshdamnnit I'm Cool
Abby, someone’s gotta do it.
Dec 1st, 2006
Kristin
I wish I didn’t have an ass.
Dec 1st, 2006
jo
She’s so gross. Does she ever bathe? How does she get work?? How does she get dates? Blech. She’s such a greasy stick of ugliness.
Dec 1st, 2006
Ruby
She looks like she is ready to whip it out and piss in her hat.
Dec 1st, 2006
RichPort
Abby, you’re absolutely TITillating…
Dec 1st, 2006
Peter North
Sorry if i got her all messed up… I rammed her so hard from behind and her ass just went in. By the way, she forgot to shower after i showered her with man juice all the way from the north pole.
Dec 1st, 2006
Walrus Gumboot
Peter North… Welcome to Yeeah, you big cocked porn star!
Link is SFW… I guess:
http://www.peternorthdvd.com/
Dec 1st, 2006
mike
And they get this wreck to play mary jane in spiderman.Her mouth must have the suction of a wet vac.
http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
Dec 1st, 2006
bub
I don’t understand what is wrong with Kirsten Dunst. Is she perfect, no, but it seems like she is the favorite person to kick around. She has no ass, so that is a bad thing? Or should everyone have a fat ass like JHO? Kirsten is still young, and I wouldn’t mind having her around. She is talented, and not hard on the eyes, and who cares about the teeth? Jewel has screwed up teeth, and no one seems to care. It is just the mindless sheep who have nothing better to do then just whine about the girl they use to dream of, well, I guess that is to be expected. You all seem to treat her like she is Sarah Jessica Parker, or Hillary Swank, and she isn’t. She is actually one of the more bankable hollywood types, and a little hottie all along. So, what? She turned one of you freaks down, and now all the bloggers gang up on her? PLEASE. Get some taste, and get a life.
Dec 3rd, 2006
oshkoshb'awesome
Hey Bub, if you think Kristen Dunst is that hot you must not leave the trailer much. I’ve seen better looking girls mopping the floor at Sam’s Club. But I apologize that we made your asshole hurt. Try putting some ice on it.
Dec 3rd, 2006
bub
She is better then most, but not the best. I don’t understand the attacks. Why not attack others, as you seem to be good at it. oshkoshb, is that short for you do children? And you aren’t anywhere close to my asshole, you aren’t even in close proximity. You are still sitting at my feet.
Dec 4th, 2006
abby
Uh-oh, Osh — I think our little “bub” must be a Sam’s Club floor-mopper himself.
Dec 8th, 2006
bub
Not hardly, just don’t get the attacks. Picking on the truly ugly ones just to easy? SJP, Uma, Ever Carridine? Kirsten just seems to be slammed in these blogs, and I just don’t understand why, that is all. And PLEASE don’t tell me that with attacks like this, trolls like Paris Hilton are objectivied, because that would be wrong in ways you can’t even imagine.
Dec 9th, 2006
Penny
Ditto, Bub.
Also, I think those jeans are what flatten her rear; I’ve seen other candid shots of her, differently attired, with what looks like a decent-sized derriere.
But if she really does have a flat butt, let me be the first to welcome her into the FBA (Flat Butt Association). I’m the president. At our next meeting, we will be discussing the pros and cons of padded underwear.
Dec 29th, 2006
bub
Thanks Penny.
Flat butts are nice. Flat butts with a little curve are nice. JLO size butts, just fat waiting to go south big time with dimples and all that is associated with that. Just not right! Then of course you have Paris Hilton, whose face is so flat, it could be her butt.
Jan 2nd, 2007
greg kish
bub…penny…you are defenders. you have respect. that aside…the rest of you are missing the point…dunst does not need a butt… dunst does not need anything from you…dunst is a muse…dunst has more life and lifeforce than you will ever know…have you ever met dunst?…do you know dunst?…no?… then you have no place to shoot off your mouth…spend your energy on moving out of your mother’s house. this thread disgusts me. bub…penny…move on .
Feb 17th, 2007
Simon
I can not belive the attacks. She is a true beauty – in every way.
Is it easier just to make fun of her?
Get a life- i would do anything to have this girl
Mar 9th, 2007
Josh
I’m going with simon. ass or not, Kristen Dunst is HOT!! I’d kill to have her!!
Aug 20th, 2007
Josh
I’m going to agree with simon. ass or not Kristen Dunst is HOT!! I’d kill to smooch with HER!! that would be awsome…so all those who don’t like her suck balls.:p
Aug 20th, 2007
wione
Yeah, maybe people attack her because she looks all natural and not so “plastic-like” like that ugly bitch Paris Hilton. Maybe they are thinking: “Wow, she looks natural AND is a pretty big star… so why am I not a star if she can do it?”
Yeah folks, there’s something called TALENT. Kirsten has it, you don’t.
And the other thing I don’t get is: On the one hand hollywood stars get attacked because of some plastic surgeries they allegedly have done.
And on the other hand Kirsten Dunst gets attacked because she DOESN’T get her teeth straightened? Oh man, people really need to get a life so they can focus on other things.
Long story short: Kirsten Dunst is one of the sexiest women alive!
Dec 29th, 2009
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